I’m somebody!

I finally used my state issued voter ID [ issued for vote-by-mail, LOL! ] card tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It was the first thing I could grab to slip under a drinking glass I placed over a spider on the floor to take back outside where he belongs…


  1. accipiter NW
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 12:20 am |

    You deported one of the DNC’s next pool of voters.

    Good work!

  2. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 5:44 am |

    Ohhhh, you’re in trouble, now, Missy. You’ve just publicly confessed to unauthorized use of gov’t-issued documentation, animal abuse by temporarily caging a wild animal, and moving a species from their habitat to another, more dangerous habitat without some bureaucrat’s approval.

    Remember: smash, shovel, shut up.

  3. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 6:45 am |

    Allowing a spider to see your ID; not good. [scenario: spiders meet under rock. One spider decribes your identifying features & warns other spiders to be on the lookout! Spiders disperse, but not before giving *High Fives*, eight times each.....]

  4. SteveHGraham
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 8:28 am |

    Outside? Don’t you have a toilet?

  5. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 8:47 am |

    ^ If you flush them down the toilet or sink drain they just keep climbing up getting bigger and bigger each time until they eat you!

  6. mech
    Posted November 20, 2012 at 9:33 am |

    I just got a 1200mw laser in the 452 nm range.

    Can’t wait to zap spiders with it.

    Then they don’t come back.

    So how do you present your ID to vote by mail?

  7. Just Sayin'
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 5:19 pm |

    So… how did you know the spider was a he?