San Francisco may be getting ready to shed its image as a city where anything goes, including clothing.
Well now I’m just confused. Shouldn’t the crazy-left be swinging (no pun intended) even CRAZIER left?
Supervisor Scott Wiener’s
…proposal would make it illegal for a person over the age of 5 to “expose his or her genitals, perineum or anal region on any public street, sidewalk, street median, parklet or plaza” or while using public transit.
I know I’m gonna regret this, but could someone explain to me why it’s necessary to specify a ban on the taint? Is that some coast thing my delicate midwestern sensibilities just missed? Is there a big subculture of perineum exhibition?
Well, I guess it’s neither here nor there.
(I kill me.)
Basically, if you’re flashing your tackle around so much that even San-Fran-Freakshow is getting a little tired of your antics, you might slow down to reconsider where life has taken you and reevaluate a decision or two.