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PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

26 Comments!

  1. apotheosis
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 4:51 pm |

    Oupa Shumeni of the African Traditional Health Practitioners Association said it is difficult to diagnose without throwing the bones.

    Well he already threw a bone in the wrong damn place.

  2. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 4:54 pm |

    ……….nomnomnomnomnomnomnom……….

  3. Jess
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 5:31 pm |

    There’s something to be learned from this. Unfortunately, the part that needs the lesson has no brain.

  4. mech
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 5:59 pm |

    I know better.

    I watch where I click now.

  5. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 6:04 pm |

    … mightier than the sword.

    I’m no expert,
    but I’m goin’ with witchcraft.
    Hell, it’s always witchcraft.

  6. Posted November 21, 2012 at 6:13 pm |

    Candiru.

    Penis.

  7. PeggyU
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 6:36 pm |

    I’m cringing, and I don’t even have one of those.

  8. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 6:44 pm |

    EX-penis.

    Fish Food.

  9. rickn8or
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 7:04 pm |

    I believe you’re right Hog.

    Just one more thing to think about when you go swimmin’.

  10. MikeG
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 7:41 pm |

    Curiousity almost got me. Close but no see-gar! I’m with Mech. I ain’t clickin’ nuthin’!

  11. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm |

    ^ Almost looking at a huge PENIS!!! is precisely horseshoes!

  12. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 8:11 pm |

    Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue! It’s twue!

  13. Darrell
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 9:51 pm |

    He’s got my health care plan.

  14. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 10:04 pm |

    “Four big hospitals have told me to see them next year but I can’t wait.”
    Now we know where Uhbamacare and its namesake were born.
    Bilharzia? Black clap?

  15. rickn8or
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 10:45 pm |

    But Hog, Candiru are supposed to be Amazonian; do Afriggins have something similar?

    And a Happy Thanksgiving to all you Porch Minkees. Hope all of you are in a tryptophan coma by this time tomorrow.

    And “eff” Black Friday.

  16. LLoyd
    Posted November 21, 2012 at 11:52 pm |

    Part of the New O-Care

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    Sangomas. This is a headslapper. I’ve heard of ‘Nurse Practitioners’ but “No Mr. O-care client, you get some of the best for less.” LOL

  17. SteveHGraham
    Posted November 22, 2012 at 8:59 am |

    I don’t think that’s halal.

  18. Posted November 22, 2012 at 10:02 am |

    His money is cursed.

    If he sends it all to me, I will dispose of it, and his penis curse will subside.

  19. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted November 22, 2012 at 10:43 am |

    The only answer is suicide.

  20. LANCE
    Posted November 22, 2012 at 10:45 am |

    That’s the largest ✱ PENIS ✱ I’ve ebber
    had on my little itty-bitty lappy ‘puter! Hope it doesn’t, yanno ….!
    I’ve also nebber seen a blog post of just one huge long red word
    with a whole string of ‘!!!’ squirtin out the end!
    I’m wonder just what Head Missy SondraK was ‘googling’,
    to find that strange geopolitical blog site?

  21. kinlaw
    Posted November 22, 2012 at 11:06 am |

    Back atcha Sondra.

    Whatever it is you mean.

    Happy Thanksgiving Headmissy!

  22. Posted November 22, 2012 at 11:09 am |

    rickn8or (15) But Hog, Candiru are supposed to be Amazonian; do Afriggins have something similar?

    I carefully considered that, but if we can have parasites and diseases that came from over there, why can’t it go the other way once in a while?

  23. Posted November 22, 2012 at 11:49 am |

    P.S. He’s got my health care plan.

    Comment by Darrell

    Wins the internets!!!elebenty1!

  24. LANCE
    Posted November 23, 2012 at 2:09 pm |

    This *PENIS* post has gotten me in big trubblez!
    Yessaday afternoon I went to show a wimminz friend some of the blogs
    I frequent and the great peeps I’ve gotten to know that keeps me
    from being social ‘outcast’! Like an idjit, I proudly open Sondrakistan
    & say how the Porch Minkees have been such good friends for years!
    Then I scroll down ……………….! Her only comment was, “Interesting!”
    Fortunately, I didn’t tell her ’bout the ‘sylum!

  25. LANCE
    Posted November 23, 2012 at 7:03 pm |

    As long as we’re on the subject:

    http://bangordailynews.com/2012/11/23/news/midcoast/cushing-man-gets-jail-for-striking-estranged-wife-with-genitalia/

    Here’s how it showed up on Drudge:

    “Man to be jailed for slapping estranged wife with penis…”

  26. Darrell
    Posted November 24, 2012 at 3:00 am |

    Thanks, Hog!
    But you can still name everything.