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She became the face for the pro-abortion movement during the 2012 elections and the laughingstock of pro-lifers for her relentless push to force Americans to pay for her birth control. College student Sandra Fluke has been nominated as a potential Person of the Year by Time Magazine.

Fluke is apparently unable to figure out how to purchase low-cost birth control from places like Target, Wal-Mart or her local pharmacy. Still, Time magazine felt she was qualified enough to include her…

Rodgie

7 Comments!

  1. Posted November 27, 2012 at 8:37 am |

    Well, for a while I was considering Fluke for the Clueless Clown of 2012 award. But now I think maybe some feckless magazine will win. (Uh, uh, uh. He said feckless.)

  2. geezerette
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 9:15 am |

    Ya Know like Wow this is so way cool!! For Time Magazine ??? That is like ya know the coolest. Time Magazine!!!

  3. Claire
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 9:49 am |

    Ya mean The online fanzine, Time?!?

    She’ll hafta ask Congress to buy her a copy!
    Oh… wait…

  4. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 9:58 am |

    I got nottun’.

  5. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 10:45 am |

    Since condoms are required for work, they’re now deductible for professional slaterns.

  6. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 2:07 pm |

    Time, the new The Onion.

  7. Merovign
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 3:58 pm |

    It’s pure politics. She supported their political ideology, they believe the “war on women” meme helped them win, therefore she is more important to the world than anyone else.

    If only we had some profession dedicated to investigating important matters and then telling the world about it. I was going to call these fictional sleuths “reporters,” but that title was already taken by something completely different.