Obsessive Compulsive Shoooooooze Disorder
Via Lance, who is always gallantly concerned for the well-being of the PM’ettes.
Finding a pair of heels that are comfortable to walk in for more than 10 minutes at a time is definitely a challenge, but believe it or not, some women are going to insane extremes to make the process a whole lot easier.
NB heels aren’t for walking: they’re for looking. aka Sit-down shooooz.
And when I say insane, I mean I-N-S-A-N-E. More are more women are undergoing surgical procedures so they can wear high heels — and some are even going so far as to have their toes cut off.
This is just Ghod’s way of saying’, “you oughta wear Birkenstocks, Honey. Yer too dumb for real shooooz.”
It’s also a way of discerning who doesn’t know how properly to shop for shooooz.
Srsly: these pointy enough fer ya?
No missing toes here…