OCSD

Obsessive Compulsive Shoooooooze Disorder

Via Lance, who is always gallantly concerned for the well-being of the PM’ettes.

Finding a pair of heels that are comfortable to walk in for more than 10 minutes at a time is definitely a challenge, but believe it or not, some women are going to insane extremes to make the process a whole lot easier.

NB heels aren’t for walking: they’re for looking. aka Sit-down shooooz.

And when I say insane, I mean I-N-S-A-N-E. More are more women are undergoing surgical procedures so they can wear high heels — and some are even going so far as to have their toes cut off.

This is just Ghod’s way of saying’, “you oughta wear Birkenstocks, Honey. Yer too dumb for real shooooz.”

It’s also a way of discerning who doesn’t know how properly to shop for shooooz.

Srsly: these pointy enough fer ya?

No missing toes here…

30 Comments!

  1. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 2:21 pm |

    You are cruel, heartless and mean and I hate your stupid poo poo head boots.

  2. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 2:24 pm |

    As a guy,
    all I see is a toe that can be kicked up into one of my sensitive places pretty effectively … and I do mean pretty.

  3. Posted November 28, 2012 at 3:15 pm |

    Love the Paisley Cwboy Kickers!

    I know the pain. I’m married to a Lovely Woman who suffers OCBD, “B” for Boot. These are her Christmas Shooz. Pray for me….. :)

  4. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 3:35 pm |

    Wollf’s a jerk :)

    Looks like KisPian ladies wear shoes they can at least walk STOMP in!

  5. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 4:24 pm |

    I have a pair of tennies; and a pair of dress shoes,and a pair of boots. No one ne3ds more shooze than that.

  6. Fat Baxter
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 4:56 pm |

    If John Kerry wore boots, they’d look a lot like that.

  7. Melissa In Texas
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 5:21 pm |

    OMG!
    Those are some AWESOME shit kickers!
    Gorgeous!

  8. Melissa In Texas
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 5:31 pm |

    who the hell would cut off their damn toes?
    What is wrong with these women?

  9. Melissa In Texas
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 5:36 pm |

    Claireeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
    WHERE did you find those boots?

  10. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 5:57 pm |

    *cough*two colors here*cough*

  11. Melissa In Texas
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 6:05 pm |

    BWAHAHAHHAAAAAA!
    Those are awesome!

  12. geezerette
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 7:39 pm |

    I loooooovvvvveee those there boots!!! My bare feet would give in and wear them no matter what. The Mr. was working in Wheatland, Wyoming for a few months and the fam . went to live there in a little trailer. I loved it. To this day I wish I would have bought me a pr of them boots. Our son saved his money and bought a pr. for himself. Don’t care if the Yoopers tho’t I was nuts or not. You can have your FMe shoes all you want.

  13. PeggyU
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 9:13 pm |

    But if you cut off your toes, you can’t wear peep toe shoes or adorable sandals. Idiots!

    I wonder what they’d lop off to fit into a tight sweater?

  14. Melissa In Texas
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 9:20 pm |

    ^nooooooooooooooooo^

  15. Melissa In Texas
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 9:20 pm |

    oh wait… they would remove…. ribs right?

  16. Posted November 28, 2012 at 9:44 pm |

    Sose yannow, I am very delicate, Miss Sondra. Just getting home, I expounded in my truck that I wanted to jump off an overpass…

    My smart phone heard me, and Siri offered SIX Locations to jump! Within ten miles.

    My dearth is on your hands……… ;)

  17. mech
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 10:00 pm |

    Wollf,

    Beware the maps. . .

  18. ZZMike
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 11:13 pm |

    Some time ago I saw a caption on a shoe-photo: “They don’t hurt if they’re pretty”.

    Makes no sense to this all-male brain.

    So some wymmins are cutting off their toes to spite their feet?

    I’ve heard tell it ain’t all that easy to walk – barefoot & such – without toes.

    Wollf (#3): Now them’s right purty.

  19. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 11:28 pm |

    Procrustean shoooz

  20. PeggyU
    Posted November 28, 2012 at 11:42 pm |

    Wollf – Our GPS refuses to acknowledge a particular ferry terminal. It makes for a very entertaining boat ride as it thinks out loud about riding on a ferry it doesn’t know exists.

  21. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 7:46 am |

    Why DougM, what in the world would you — could you — possibly ever do that would motivate a Lady to act in such a way?!?

    Wollf — don’t you trust that Siri girl; she seems to have had something removed so she can fit into a hat.

  22. geezerette
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 8:17 am |

    I couldn’t lift my foot to stomp with those but I could do some dancin’ in the paisleys.

  23. Posted November 29, 2012 at 8:30 am |

    It’s never ceased to amaze me in 30 years of steadily increasing lechery that women don’t realize that men have no idea they even have feet.

  24. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 9:31 am |

    Claire (21)
    I noticed that you used the term “would motivate a lady” rather than “you did to deserve.”
    *heh*
    If a lady understands that distinction, then you’re right … it shouldn’t happen.

  25. mojo
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 9:32 am |

    And they go so well with the Yoko Ono-designed outfits.

    (WARNING: Cannot unsee)

  26. PeggyU
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 10:15 am |

    Holy crap. Her clothing designs are as good as her music! :/

  27. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 3:35 pm |

    mojo (25)
    Get back on your meds … now!
    Warnings do not absolve you of liability.

  28. Lance
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 6:33 pm |

    I was emailin’ with one of the PM’ettes & ended up doin’ some intartoobz
    ‘searchin’ to try to find some boots like Claire’s FFB’s (Fancy Flower Bootz)
    Here are a coupla innerestin’ sites for alla youz OCSD & OCBD wymminz!

    http://www.6pm.com/nomad-boots

    http://www.shopstyle.com/browse?fts=nomad+boots

    Caution; These sites may be addictive. You have been warned!

  29. Melissa In Texas
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 7:13 pm |

    I am soooooooo screwed!
    *keepin’ my toes, though, I may be redneck, but I ain’t stupid!

  30. LLoyd
    Posted November 29, 2012 at 10:40 pm |

    Yowsaaaaa! In my old hey days I’d call those my ‘trippin’ shoes.