today’s celebrity haute couture wtf is exactly what you’d expect

…Not sure when this particular article of clothing will come in handy, but according to Ono her designs caused Lenon to go “wild” and he “fell in love with me even more.”…



Ring for your mommy piece y.o. 69-12

17 Comments!

  1. Posted December 3, 2012 at 1:32 pm |

    That woman is insane.

  2. Posted December 3, 2012 at 1:35 pm |

    and ugly, did I mention ugly? Like her fashions. I never really followed John Lenon back in the day but I don’t remember seeing him dressed in anything like this.

  3. mojo
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 1:45 pm |

    Hey! I wanna gold star!

  4. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 1:47 pm |

    Ghey!

  5. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 3:26 pm |

    Only place she could sell that crap is Folsom St during the fair or some congressman’s DC apartment.

  6. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 4:18 pm |

    I always thought she was aptly named.

  7. PunkyD
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 5:35 pm |

    This is what happens to your brain when you’ve had too much heroin in the 60′s. What an embarrassment she is.

  8. geezerette
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 6:04 pm |

    all da way to da bank!!

  9. TiminAL
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 6:46 pm |

    I’m guessin’ y’all didn’t see the pants with the handprint on the crotch then. Makes this one seem fairly mild.

  10. Melissa In Texas
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 7:55 pm |

    we always called her Yucko-Wucko” for a reason!

  11. Fat Baxter
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 8:44 pm |

    “My Ding-A-Ling, My Ding-A-Ling, won’t you play with My Ding-A-Ling….”

  12. PatrickP
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 9:51 pm |

    That doesn’t even cover his nips. Must have been designed for an old lady.

  13. accipiter NW
    Posted December 3, 2012 at 11:05 pm |

    If John was wearing one of those on that fateful night, maybe he’d have survived. Might be a bulletproof piece of Lexan or something. Now the other bits look like headlights. Yeah, nice headlights! Perfect for blinding a crazed fan or stalker, but a little cold this time of year in NYC.

  14. Posted December 4, 2012 at 2:49 am |

    I only wear clothes that would fit in at a Cowboy Action shoot, that shirt, umwhateverthehell that thingi s, would not go well with boots and gunbelt.

    If I threw it downrange the Pards would be glad to ventilate it, though.

  15. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 8:12 am |

    Yoko`s marketing manager let slip that next year, 80+ yr old Ono is comin out with transparent Depends!

  16. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 8:33 am |

    Way to talk about a guy who can’t respond…

  17. Lance
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 9:25 pm |

    I’m glad she’s not an American!
    Obozo would give her a wonderful position in his administration!
    Lessee, she could be the czar of . . . . . . . . . .
    Yesss! The czar of gubbmint approved school uniforms!