$fwhore hundred dollars an hour

The auction for a private one-hour online “strategy session” with women’s rights activist Sandra Fluke ended two days early because the auctioneer, a charitable website BiddingForGood, deemed some responses to the auction as unacceptably “harassing.”

“We had a wonderful opportunity to make Sandra Fluke available for a consulting session with the highest bidder in this auction, but unfortunately, due to a disturbingly high number of harassing responses to this item, we have decided to close the auction two days early,” BiddingForGood said in a special note on the webpage for the auction.

“We congratulate the winning bidder, and we apologize to those who share our enthusiasm to collaborate with Sandra and expected an opportunity to continue bidding on this auction item.”

The winning bidder was apparently RosieR [ "RosieRiverter?" some lefty bull dyke LOL ] , who bid $400…

20 Comments!

  1. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 9:52 am |

    We’ve already established that. Now, we’re just hagglin’ over the price.

    I wonder if “harassing” meant “below a dollar.”

  2. apotheosis
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 9:53 am |

    Hey now, Rosie the Riveter had a boyfriend, Charlie.

    Charlie, he’s a Marine.

  3. PeggyU
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 9:56 am |

    Exactly what consulting services does Sandra Fluke provide, and why would one want them?

  4. Posted December 4, 2012 at 10:32 am |

    I am constantly astounded and amazed by the ridiculous in our world.

    Why, by all that is logical, is this child a celebrity?

  5. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 10:55 am |

    Rush Limbaugh made her famous.

  6. Posted December 4, 2012 at 10:56 am |

    Good thing we don’t have any starving children in the world, or anybody who could have used that $400. We could have fixed global warming for them, and made their little lives about $400 better… minus fees, taxes, etc. So maybe $40 better. Right.

    On the other hand, screw ‘em. It’s the starving ones that really get on my nerves.

  7. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 10:56 am |

    “ILLOGICAL” is the word you are looking for Wollf!!!!” Logical ended when Reagan left…….

  8. geezerette
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 1:15 pm |

    Geees she’s got a hold of his man boobs—or–???
    that’s not really her??? Oh. hmmm

  9. ZZMike
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 1:29 pm |

    I suppose they could talk about strategies involving Australia and New Zealand…….

    Maybe Ms Fluke saw how well the auction for dinner with Obama or a coffee with Biden went.

  10. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 1:34 pm |

    ^ Maybe Biden is ” RosieR “….

  11. Jess
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 2:50 pm |

    The bid site has a link to where you can ask a question about the item. I started to ask: “Is it true Sandra has webbed feet?”, but decided not to. I really don’t want to know and didn’t want to find out they are.

  12. rickn8or
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 5:16 pm |

    I offered 37 cents.

    Can’t believe I got outbid.

  13. Lance
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 9:10 pm |

    Well of course she’s famous & everybody should bid to try
    to get a consultation from such a leading wimminz right’s
    activist. After all our precedent called after her testimony!
    That means she’s an expert & we should all respect that!
    Bemember those huge crowds that came to hear her speeches
    during the campaign! That proved how important she is!

    I agree with Col. Jerry ’bout ‘logical’ ending with Reagan!
    However, I think our current situation has gone byond illogical
    into insanity! I think Rushbo might have been ‘accurate’!

  14. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 9:30 pm |

    An hour’s worth of How To Make Other People Pay for Your Necessaries?
    [cuz she already demonstrated she cannot get Other People to want to pay for her necessaries... like that old profession ]
    And some dork paid $400 for that?

    Teh Iron — it is heavy…

  15. Fat Baxter
    Posted December 4, 2012 at 10:00 pm |

    I think maybe they caught on when they saw the Ebay link to the Sandra Fluke urinal stickers.

  16. Steve Skubinna
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 8:00 am |

    “Collaborate” with Sandra Fluke. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

    Oh, the zany euphemisms kids use today! I can’t see that catching on, it’s too unwieldy. But we’ll see after four more years of Obama collaborating up the country.

  17. Posted December 5, 2012 at 2:46 pm |

    Does the word “disgusting” not have enough syllabbles in it yet? Do I have to come up with another one?

    I could probably do that, but it’s gonna cost ya.

  18. ZZMike
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 9:57 pm |

    “dis-gustily-usting!”

  19. Posted December 6, 2012 at 12:16 am |

    ^ Not bad! Tell him what he’s won, Jay!

    Uh Jay?… Jay?

  20. Thunderbottom
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 6:36 am |

    #4, Wollf: “Why, by all that is logical, is this child a celebrity?” – that “child” is a 30-year-old professional grievance-monger with a bachelor’s in “gender studies” (aka “Why Men Suck”). She’s a celebrity on the order of the Kardashians without the charm and glamor.