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If he doesn’t spend the rest of his life in prison, Pfc. Bradley Manning wants go to college and perhaps run for public office, his lawyer, David E. Coombs, told supporters of the former Army intelligence analyst…

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12 Comments!

  1. kinlaw
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 10:22 pm |

    Manning/Clinton 2016

    ugh

  2. The Ugly American
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 11:54 pm |

    Sure, why not.

    He seems like a perfectly reasonable person.

    Great guy to have beer with while he’s fingering your asshole…

  3. LostLiberty
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 4:32 am |

    Firing squad!
    I still think the guy had help gathering all of that compartmentalized information, even if he didn’t know someone was helping.

  4. El Jefe
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 4:58 am |

    He’s taking the ‘gay Marion Barry’ route, me thinks…

  5. Thunderbottom
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 6:25 am |

    #4, El Jefe: Agreed; instead of smoking crack, he’ll be screwing it (from behind) while doing amyl nitrate or “poppers” as it’s known in the gay community.

  6. Steve Skubinna
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 8:08 am |

    I like the cut of this Manning fellow’s jib, and would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

  7. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 8:27 am |

    LL (3)
    Firing squad’s for cowards and foreign spies.
    Hangin’s for traitors.
    But, yeah …

  8. geezerette
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 8:39 am |

    He is now qualified to be the Secretary of Defense.

  9. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 9:35 am |

    He should be Hillary’s CIA Director – he has spy experience and by the time he gets out of prison, his rectum will be big enough to hide most anything.

  10. TheOldMan
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 11:03 am |

    If I don’t spend the rest of my (working) life supporting leeches, then I’ll be able to afford to retire.

  11. Thunderbottom
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 12:23 pm |

    Nominate Private Manning to replace the late Chris Stevens as ambassador to Libya.

  12. mojo
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 12:27 pm |

    Warm up the firing squad.