My dad just called to ask if I want a BBQ or a gun for Christmas.
—PatrickP
What should he get?
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‘Sup to you Patrick, but I know I have a Taurus “The Judge” on my list.
Already got a BBQ. Well yeah, a couple of guns too. So?
Well, with the gun you’ll never be short of things to put over a fire.
But it’s a bitch to take out a zombie with a Weber Kettle.
On second thought, why choose.
With a gun you can TAKE the neighbor’s BBQ….
You’ll burn your eyebrows off!
Safety glasses
… and an apron.
But it’s a bitch to take out a zombie with a Weber Kettle
That’s essentially what my father said, minus the zombies.
“You can’t throw a bbq at an intruder.”
Alls I know is, Dad deserves a big ol’ hug!
T’would be nice if Dad could gift you a gun without paperwork tied to you Patrick. When the brownshirts come to see him, he will of course have sold it to some guy in a parking lot at the gun show.
Unless registration is required where you live to carry concealed, then you’re stuck with paperwork.
Apotheosis, that pic is so right.
(5)^^ iD: That was my first thought. GMTA
You want a bar-b-cue that you are going to be comfortable with, loads easily, and is easy to clean.- maybe something in stainless steel. It should also be easy to get to and have plenty of safety features designed into it….won’t misfire.
I want to be adopted by Patrick’s parents…
Will Bob Costas burn airtime quoting a liberal anti-BBQer?
We need more common sense BBQ laws to fight BBQ related crime!!!
I don’t have any guns or BBQs.
So buy me both.
Is a BBQ a salt weapon?
Is a BBQ a salt weapon?
If you use it to grill corn on the cob, it’s a salt and buttery.
Gun..Gun..Go with the gun
There was an outfit packing various seasonings in a shotgun shell that you could use to flavor your meat while it was cooking. Since you can cook in a hole in the ground–or even just on it–I suggest you go for the seasoning delivery system.
BBQ
You can do brains up nicely.
(What? Yeah, or a crockpot.)
BBQ is a sauce flavor, you’re talking about grills here. Damn Yankees…
Most etymologists believe that barbecue derives from the word barabicu found in the language of the Taíno people of the Caribbean and the Timucua of Florida, and entered European languages in the form barbacoa. The word translates as “sacred fire pit.” The word describes a grill for cooking meat, consisting of a wooden platform resting on sticks.
Sorry, Mr. Holmes. The Yankees sometimes get it right.
I’d get both you’ll need a gun to shoot what you’re going to bbq.
Oh, my mistake, I thought we were talking about grills, like in Weber GRILLS. Since we are talking about a hole in the ground, I would most definitely go with the gun.
Unless you Yanks have some weird definition of “GUN” that I don’t know about.
;)
So, I guess the consensus is ask for both!
Holdout, anyone?
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