“The president loves basketball. He has an Indian name, he knows what it’s like to be poor and he hasn’t forgotten where he came from. And his theme song is ‘Hail to the Chief.’ I think he definitely qualifies as the first American Indian president.”
What should his indian name be?
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Chief Talking Bull
For starters.
Loots with Wolves
Dances with Unicorns
Lies with Skill
Slayer of Eagles
Corrupter of Electorates
Render of Constitutions
Underminer of Republics
Throws Under Buses
…
Shiva (for the other Indians)
Two Dogs Fucking
Talks From Sphincter.
Running Deficit.
Digging Holes.
Sleeps-With-Sasquatch.
Sticking with Pesko…..
naposessu piks……
Stupid Pig.
walking eagle too full of it to fly
Bulls*itting Bull
Leads from Behind
Hider of Records
Gets Rid of Busts
BinLaden Slayer
Constant Golfer
Taker of Vacations
Shame of Tribe
Squaw Man
Lightweight Bringer
Walks with Thugs
Chief Allah dem Muslims
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Dammit, Dick!!
Since Dick beat me to it, and SCOAMF [and Marx] is already taken…
Gives Once Takes Twice
iWonuLose [aka iWonfukU]
Chief Boughtemoff
Phat Debt
Does no one see what I did there? *Woe*
Oh…and LMAO here. Thanks, I knew you all could do it!
Jeez, I’m sorry Claire. Go for four dogs.
And BTW, Cladoosby is a sexual intellectual. Uhbama has never been poor, and BHO is a string of muzzie expletives, not an Indian name. Now Soetoro is Indonesian and we could be talking ’bout something there we could work with….
Does no one see what I did there?
the O is for Outsourced.
voter of present
destroyer of economies
Shame of America
tool of a wookie
Drags Butt Across Rug
Bowing Bitch
Head of Dick on Muslim Stick
Writes Bad Checks
Wears Mom Jeans
Funds Loser Firms
Eatsa poopa.
Dikinsinclair.
^16 Drags Butt Across Rug
Drags Butt Across America
Drags Butt on Flag
Chief Stand-Down Order
SEAL Killer
Chief:
Dreams of Father
Empty Chair
Made in Kenya
I speak good English–
Not that Indian
Pisses Wampum, and How
Sackashita
Poo Poo Marx Marx
Wrestles With Wookie
I dunno. But he is a forked-tongued dog eater.
Chief Commander in Chief
Chief Running Gag
Chief Running for Office
Chief Reading Teleprompter
Chief Running Barefaced Lie
Chief Snake in the Grass
Chief Drives with Woods
Chief Names Dog after Self
Chief Wookiewhipped
Chip from tech support?
Lies Like Rug
Dines on Dog
Born Two Places
Throws Like Girl (NOT like Kispette)
Chief Can’t-Be-Wrong
Spends Grandkids’ Money
Cheats at Golf
Copulates with Sasquatch
Big Chief ‘Eater of Dogs’
His big Squaw, ‘Starver of Papooses’!
Wrestles With Wookie
Now that is the funnay! Most of the other ones were too, but that one gets my vote.