tonight’s audience participation and how

“The president loves basketball. He has an Indian name, he knows what it’s like to be poor and he hasn’t forgotten where he came from. And his theme song is ‘Hail to the Chief.’ I think he definitely qualifies as the first American Indian president.”

What should his indian name be?

35 Comments!

  1. MikeG
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 7:07 pm |

    Chief Talking Bull

    For starters.

  2. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 7:14 pm |

    Loots with Wolves
    Dances with Unicorns
    Lies with Skill
    Slayer of Eagles
    Corrupter of Electorates
    Render of Constitutions
    Underminer of Republics
    Throws Under Buses

    Shiva (for the other Indians)

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 7:22 pm |

    Two Dogs Fucking

  4. apotheosis
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 7:24 pm |

    Talks From Sphincter.

  5. apotheosis
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 7:31 pm |

    Running Deficit.
    Digging Holes.

    Sleeps-With-Sasquatch.

  6. Posted December 5, 2012 at 7:46 pm |

    Sticking with Pesko…..

    naposessu piks……

    Stupid Pig.

  7. E A C
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 8:08 pm |

    walking eagle too full of it to fly

  8. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 8:43 pm |

    Bulls*itting Bull
    Leads from Behind
    Hider of Records
    Gets Rid of Busts
    BinLaden Slayer
    Constant Golfer
    Taker of Vacations
    Shame of Tribe
    Squaw Man
    Lightweight Bringer
    Walks with Thugs

  9. Posted December 5, 2012 at 9:01 pm |

    Chief Allah dem Muslims

    Jim
    Sunk New Dawn
    Galveston, TX

  10. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 9:04 pm |

    Dammit, Dick!!

    Since Dick beat me to it, and SCOAMF [and Marx] is already taken…

    Gives Once Takes Twice
    iWonuLose [aka iWonfukU]
    Chief Boughtemoff
    Phat Debt

  11. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 9:05 pm |

    Does no one see what I did there? *Woe*

  12. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 9:05 pm |

    Oh…and LMAO here. Thanks, I knew you all could do it!

  13. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 9:46 pm |

    Jeez, I’m sorry Claire. Go for four dogs.

    And BTW, Cladoosby is a sexual intellectual. Uhbama has never been poor, and BHO is a string of muzzie expletives, not an Indian name. Now Soetoro is Indonesian and we could be talking ’bout something there we could work with….

  14. apotheosis
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 10:21 pm |

    Does no one see what I did there?

    the O is for Outsourced.

  15. mech
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 11:11 pm |

    voter of present
    destroyer of economies
    Shame of America
    tool of a wookie

  16. Posted December 5, 2012 at 11:40 pm |

    Drags Butt Across Rug

  17. Chris in NC
    Posted December 5, 2012 at 11:49 pm |

    Bowing Bitch

  18. bocopro
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 4:47 am |

    Head of Dick on Muslim Stick

  19. Thunderbottom
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 6:19 am |

    Writes Bad Checks

    Wears Mom Jeans
    Funds Loser Firms

  20. JoeBandMember™
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 7:18 am |

    Eatsa poopa.

  21. JoeBandMember™
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 7:22 am |

    Dikinsinclair.

  22. mech
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 7:31 am |

    ^16 Drags Butt Across Rug

    Drags Butt Across America

    Drags Butt on Flag

  23. Darrell
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 8:36 am |

    Chief Stand-Down Order

  24. Darrell
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 8:37 am |

    SEAL Killer

  25. geezerette
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 8:50 am |

    Chief:
    Dreams of Father
    Empty Chair
    Made in Kenya
    I speak good English–
    Not that Indian

  26. accipiter NW
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 9:00 am |

    Pisses Wampum, and How

  27. Rick
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 10:35 am |

    Sackashita

  28. Ivy
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 10:43 am |

    Poo Poo Marx Marx

  29. mojo
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 12:28 pm |

    Wrestles With Wookie

  30. PeggyU
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 2:38 pm |

    I dunno. But he is a forked-tongued dog eater.

  31. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 3:54 pm |

    Chief Commander in Chief
    Chief Running Gag
    Chief Running for Office
    Chief Reading Teleprompter
    Chief Running Barefaced Lie
    Chief Snake in the Grass
    Chief Drives with Woods
    Chief Names Dog after Self
    Chief Wookiewhipped

  32. merkin kulak
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm |

    Chip from tech support?

  33. rickn8or
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 6:14 pm |

    Lies Like Rug
    Dines on Dog
    Born Two Places
    Throws Like Girl (NOT like Kispette)
    Chief Can’t-Be-Wrong
    Spends Grandkids’ Money
    Cheats at Golf
    Copulates with Sasquatch

  34. Lance
    Posted December 6, 2012 at 10:38 pm |

    Big Chief ‘Eater of Dogs’
    His big Squaw, ‘Starver of Papooses’!

  35. Posted December 10, 2012 at 5:08 pm |

    Wrestles With Wookie

    Now that is the funnay! Most of the other ones were too, but that one gets my vote.