you don’t bring me flowers

Oh, Matt. You kidder.

27 Comments!

  1. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 6:05 am |

    *snick*

  2. Joe
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 6:29 am |

    I didn’t know Michael Moore was dead.

  3. Thunderbottom
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 6:44 am |

    I’m ashamed to admit that almost 50 years ago I had “the hots” for this woman. Some women age like a fine wine – she’s aged like milk.

  4. apotheosis
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 6:56 am |

    Pfft. Once upon a time, many many years ago, I thought Jeanine Garaofalo was hot.

    Stay strong, Thunderbottom.

    …at least one of those two sentences is something I never thought I’d write. Possibly both.

  5. MikeG
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 7:03 am |

    ^ What the hells the matter with you two?

  6. Thunderbottom
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 7:15 am |

    #5, MikeG: Dude, I am so over it. My infatuation ended after seeing Babs with George Segal in the 1970 “romantic comedy” (talk about deceptive advertising), “The Owl and the Pussycat”. I still have flashbacks (where’s my Jack Daniels? I need my Jack Daniels STAT!)

  7. apotheosis
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 7:21 am |

    Hey, I said MANY years ago. We’re talking Truth About Cats And Dogs era JG, before she completely lost her goddamn mind.

  8. Paul Moore
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 7:33 am |

    Natalie Portman did it for me, until I saw the pic of her with the Hildebeast”s arm around her…

  9. USMC2841
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 7:42 am |

    Now they’re even. The liberal stench from Malibu has been blowing out over the Pacific for years.

  10. logdogsmith
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 7:43 am |

    I saw that on Drudge this morning and laughed. Out loud, even.

  11. Posted December 7, 2012 at 8:47 am |

    ^^^ Annnnnd, the County, the City, the State and the “Private Beach” owners are all in a tizzy trying to ascertain Whose responsible to clean up the 40,000 pound critter!!

    That is definitely Laugh out Loud.

  12. geezerette
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 9:12 am |

    Are they sure it’s the whale’s stench? I think they are trying to hide the real stench with the whale stench and not succeeding.

  13. accipiter NW
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 9:15 am |

    In a way I wish they would try and recreate that fiasco when the whale that washed ashore on an Oregon beach was blowed-up and they over estimated the amount of dynamite. I’d cross my fingers and and hope to see the dead whales sandy fluke come spiraling down into Bab’s hot tub.

  14. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 9:26 am |

  15. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 9:46 am |

    ^Thunderbottom (3) Streisand ….she’s aged like milk.
    LMAO

  16. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 10:13 am |

    Aaaaaaaaand …

    … Yoko Ono designs her costumes.

  17. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 10:23 am |

    ^ LOL!

    Remember when all the raw poo was stinkin’ up her place too?

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=2537366&page=1#.UMImCaweW1s

  18. Posted December 7, 2012 at 10:45 am |

    Blow it up.

  19. Posted December 7, 2012 at 10:48 am |

    Besides: Shouldn’t PETA be trying rescue this dead whale?

    Think of the Zombie Whales!

  20. mojo
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 10:49 am |

    “You proles can’t use my beach! OUT! OUT!”

  21. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 11:41 am |

    I think *Malibu* is one of them indian words that roughly translates to: “whale cemetary”………

  22. mojo
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 1:42 pm |

    Wasn’t there a whale carcass that exploded spontaneously (from gas buildup) while they were trucking it through town?

  23. Jess
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 2:40 pm |

    Streisand’s expression suggests her thought is: “Gee, that’s a terrible odor…and I bathe regularly.”

  24. Freddie Sykes
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 3:30 pm |

    Now she has to decide which of her other estates to stay at until the mess is cleaned up.

  25. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 7:59 pm |

    Call FEMA!
    (What? Well, they like to sightsee, too.)

  26. Melissa In Texas
    Posted December 7, 2012 at 9:01 pm |

    BWAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!
    The headline killed me!
    My first thought was the exploded whale!

  27. JoeBandMember™
    Posted December 8, 2012 at 7:56 am |

    A bucket of puke reminds me of her.