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  1. JoeBandMember™
    Posted December 8, 2012 at 2:06 pm |

    Let the baby killing Democrats have the slimy bastard.

  2. Jess
    Posted December 8, 2012 at 2:13 pm |

    The only way he can travel further down his chosen path is to step in front of a freight train.

  3. Posted December 8, 2012 at 2:16 pm |

    May he burn in Hell. Other than that? I love the guy.

    It’s not like he was the first. I remember having this girlfriend who was the best cocksucker in the universe, this one time. Then she swallowed a goat’s dick and I couldn’t bring myself to kiss her anymore.

    Is that so worng?

  4. geezerette
    Posted December 8, 2012 at 3:07 pm |

    He has the one qualification to be a Democrat. He’s good at lying.

  5. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted December 8, 2012 at 3:51 pm |

    His being proud of that says a lot about the feller.

  6. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 8, 2012 at 4:05 pm |

    Just another government slut. He always was a Democrat, but made a calculation he couldn’t get elected as one. If Schumer were to resign, he’d move to New York and claim he’s always been a big Yankee fan. From the teeth and the hair, I’d say he’s in training for Biden’s job. That is a qualification, no? Well, that and a big mouth.

  7. Melissa In Texas
    Posted December 8, 2012 at 4:46 pm |

    They can have him!

  8. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 8, 2012 at 5:27 pm |

    A RAT! Burn in Hell!!!!!

  9. mojo
    Posted December 8, 2012 at 5:29 pm |

    Another fake-tan asshole joins the Collective.


  10. JustSayin'
    Posted December 8, 2012 at 5:47 pm |

    He always was a democrat, and he will do anything to get a head politically, now he will be screwing over democrats to get a head.
    Seems like only a few short years ago the democrats were bashing him saying what a horrible person he was.

  11. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 8, 2012 at 6:57 pm |

    So what’d that buy him?

  12. Posted December 9, 2012 at 12:21 am |

    ohhhhh.. my god…..

  13. kinlaw
    Posted December 9, 2012 at 3:15 am |

    Let me quote one of my favorite people (the Gunny) and say to Crist:



  14. Stick
    Posted December 9, 2012 at 5:30 am |

    I was traveling for work & checked into a Hampton in St. Augustine Beach in the dark at 8 pm a couple of years ago right at the end of the campaign where he was getting his ass handed to him by Rubio. I couldn’t get under the portico because of all the black Tahoes. Asked the clerk WTF was going on. Crist’s entourage.

    On the way to dinner, I passed the security detail & asked what they were going to do for a living next week. One of them said “I don’t know, but I won’t be watching this asshole.”

  15. Baalhaamon
    Posted December 9, 2012 at 8:31 am |

    This was a foregone conclusion. He lost in the last primary for Senator, threw a hissy fit and ran as an independent in the general election. Still losing handily. After that he joined the Orlando law firm of Morgan and Morgan. The penultimate sleazy TV advertising trial lawyers who also happen to be big Democrat party boosters.

    He married a very attractive Jewish divorcee (calculated likely on his part to gain him votes in Democrat leaning areas of S. Florida) in 2008. This after after nearly an entire lifetime of “bachelorhood”.

    I had suspected that they would have divorced shortly after his last electoral loss, no longer having a need for a beard, but I guess he still has electoral hopes

  16. Posted December 9, 2012 at 10:49 am |

    Spam cleanup, comment 12

    ( please delete me when done, thanx. )

  17. SteveHGraham
    Posted December 9, 2012 at 1:54 pm |

    For a second I thought that was a before and after shot.