today’s xmas* fun facts

…According to a new poll from the Democratic organization Public Policy Polling, 44 percent of Americans think Santa Claus would vote Democrat, against 28 percent who say he is a Republican…

God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat
— Henry Louis Mencken

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*We’re talking democrats here.

12 Comments!

  1. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted December 10, 2012 at 11:07 pm |

    Nah,
    Santa stiffs poor-folks’ kids,
    he favors Christians,
    and he doesn’t borrow Chinese money to do it.

  2. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 10, 2012 at 11:16 pm |

    Saint Nickolaus was a Cherman, according to history. Prolly made some changes as it spread to other countries. Like Field Marshall Santa Von Clausberg mit Iron Cross First Class

    Also had to lose the beer n sausages for milk and cookies. Rudholf the Red-nosed reindeer transmitted all messages in Ultra Code. A Cherman Santa was ideal for Xmas gifts because he already had the names, photographs and addresses on file……

  3. PeggyU
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 12:20 am |

    Yeah, just wait until Santa fails to pay his bills and the repo elf shows up …

  4. Posted December 11, 2012 at 3:57 am |

    I agree with Doug. Santa can’t be a Democrat.

    See, he has that “naughty or nice” thing going…we all KNOW that a true Progressive Santa would just give stuff away, no matter if you’re naughty or nice…basically if you’re breathing you’d get the stuff.

  5. Posted December 11, 2012 at 4:51 am |

    Santa is a homo, fer chrissakes!

    Look, he either comes down the chimney, or he comes through the back door, if you don’t happen to have a chimney.

    I say: GAY!!!!

  6. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 5:48 am |

    Soooo, Hog, Mrs Claus is a beard? A greater concern of mine [...which developed about the time I was told, "...there ain`t no Santa..." //at age 16...] was why in Hell 100% of his employees were elves? Lower pay scales, perhaps?

  7. apotheosis
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 6:11 am |

    Santa actually expects you to behave yourself.

    Democrat Santa would bring you a pony for ramming a yam up your ass in Times Square and calling it art.

  8. Posted December 11, 2012 at 6:22 am |

    Santa is a homo, fer chrissakes!

    ^ Just re-read this thread and realized that that, right up there ^, is almost a Hit Country Song!©, all by itself.

    That’s why this country needs more deep thinkers! Like me, for instance. How much does that pay?

    And I have nothing against elves, as long as they behave themselves.

  9. Posted December 11, 2012 at 6:26 am |

    Democrat Santa would bring you a pony for ramming a yam up your ass in Times Square and calling it art.

    I’ve never tried that. Does it hurt?

    Much?

  10. apotheosis
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 6:39 am |

    If you get a pony later, you can push through the pain.

    And by “pony” I mean NEA grant.

  11. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 8:46 am |

    Santa has Naughty or Nice: Progs have Protected Class or White.

  12. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 10:07 am |

    Holger !!! (4)
    Yeah, the naughty & nice thing is so … so …
    judgmental and discriminatory!
    (What? Well, okay, there is Obama’s enemies list … and Boehner’s.)