the gift of the peni

Usually JR and I don’t exchange gifts for Christmas but this year’s going to be DIFFERENT!

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13 Comments!

  1. mojo
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 3:39 pm |

    “Santa? Is dat you?”

  2. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 3:44 pm |

    (music) “Dream on, Dream on, Teenage Queen, have the tickleist Christmas you`ve never seen”………..

    (male chorus) “Noooo waaaay, noooo daaay are we takin out the garbage in theseeee! Wait, wait! OKAYYYY THENNNNNN…..

  3. DougM (Well, thaaat sucked!)
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 4:01 pm |

    Does this count even with a dark & curly beard?

    North Pole tickler™
    (What? *heh* Yeah, Lapland tickler™.)

    Does it come in elf-size?

    Is there a Hanukkah version?

    Caution, it’ll make him walk around sayin’, “Ho, ho, ho!”

  4. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 4:31 pm |

    Doug, I didn’t say I was getting it for him…….

    This is going to be YOUR gift.

  5. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 4:39 pm |

    Mr. Colonel Jerry, SIR!!!’s getting the “Tarzan” one.

  6. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 6:05 pm |

    Cheetah sez anything is better than that fucking ghey yell………………(…which stampedes all them flatpeter elephants Republicans…)

  7. Posted December 11, 2012 at 6:49 pm |

    Do the have them in size “Marine”?

  8. Lance
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 9:28 pm |

    Head Missy, does JR know you posted that piccy???

  9. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 10:27 pm |

    ^ Not yet :)

    But he will. And BOY is HE gonna be mad. I promised not to so he’d pose for it.

  10. kinlaw
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 12:10 am |

    Is that the size just above “huge mofo”?

  11. kinlaw
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 12:12 am |

    Crap, effed it up.

    Was supposed to quote Wolff.

    “Do the have them in size “Marine”?”

    THEN…

  12. geezerette
    Posted December 12, 2012 at 7:59 am |

    You said you exchanged gifts that’s his so where is yours?

  13. Posted December 13, 2012 at 12:34 am |

    Well, that certainly is different.