ToDaZeD Juxtaposition

hit wit da stupid-iron

some actor shot his mouth off:

My name is Jamie Foxx. Give it up, give it up, … I’m black, and I’m dressed all black cause it’s good to be black. Black is the new white. I’m telling you, how black is this right here? Nice fly, I’m saying.
[not sure what the front of his pants has to do with it -- but, then again, I'm *white*]

You know how I know black is in right now? Cause the Nets moved to Brooklyn. How black is that? They got black jerseys, black court. I mean, how black is that? [continues in that vein for a while]

And I got a movie coming out, … I play a slave. How black is that? And in the movie I had to wear chains. How whack is that? But don’t be worried about it because I get out [of] the chains, I get free, I save my wife, and I kill all the white people in the movie. How great is that? And how black is that?

[now, on to the political commentary]

…But I’m going to tell you right now, speaking of blackness, my President, President Obama is back up in the White House four more years. How black is that? And not only that, he’s so black, he was playing basketball during the Election Day. How black is that? But he was also late for his acceptance speech. Okay, all the white people, this is your turn – how black is that?

But he going to be extra black this next four years. He going to get everything black, and white people, don’t get nervous about that because he is mixed. Now the first four years was the white side of him, because I don’t know if you saw him on Ellen when he was dancing and everything. I don’t know what this is. That wasn’t President Obama, that was President Barry Gibb Obama. But the next four years he’s even changing his name from to President Barack Dikembe Mutombo Tupac Mandela Hussein Obama X. How black is that? And the next time you see him dancing on Ellen, he gonna be dancing like this.

bla bla bla Being of an Officially Protected Class™, this fella can go on and on in his “race-related” rant, be covered by all the Meeeedia and thus get lots of publicity for his movie. whatever.

The interesting part is just below that para, before the ad, smack in the middle of the article and ahead of the article’s *tut*tut* coooomomentary is this para — in bold:

ASSOCIATE EDITOR’S NOTE: Vulgar, racist, obscene, or threatening comments are not allowed at this website. Any such will be removed with the guilty party banned. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.

The article ends with this statement:

It’s a grave new world isn’t it?


  1. geezerette
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 8:00 am |

    Sooo aparently Jamie isn’t aware of the fact that his how black is that President’s mother is a white woman? Geee Jamie how black is that? How about you donate some of that $$ you’ve earned from the people who pay to hear you to the wounded vets to thank them for your freedom to speak your mind? There are some blacks in the service– you could specify that you want your money to go to how black is that black vets. They might tell you to stick it where the sun don’t shine.

  2. Posted December 11, 2012 at 8:37 am |

    I don’t know who this little turd is, but he evidently thinks he is somebody who seriously matters. He also probably hasn’t thought this through. ‘Cause if shooting starts, he is sort of already surrounded.

  3. Hopefulone
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 8:53 am |

    I’d rather focus on what blacks like Col. Allen West, Walter Williams, Thomas Sowell, etc. have to say. “How black is that?”
    Don’t let the racist fools, morons, and criminals poison you.

  4. geezerette
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 9:39 am |

    The evidence of the poisoning happened Nov. 6th..

  5. SteveHGraham
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 10:34 am |

    In the past, Foxx has admitted problems with racism, but this monologue didn’t bother me, except for the parts where he said nice things about Barack the Magical Unicorn.

  6. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 11:06 am |

    ^ It’s the hypocrisy. Nothing these fuckmooks say offends me. Repulse perhaps but offend, no.

    It IS rather upsetting the practice tho. This is why we have race issues that affect good innocent people and are making the country a shit hole.

  7. LyleLovett666
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 11:27 am |

    Just another libtard blathering out his rectum and carrying on the progressive tradition of double standards.Sad to say, black”culture”has elevated self embarrassment to a near art form.

  8. TomR, armed in Texas
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 11:39 am |

    The mouthy turd doesn’t have a clue that his racist rambling hurts fellow Blacks far more than it affects Whites.

  9. SteveHGraham
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 2:09 pm |

  10. Caged Insanity
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 3:36 pm |

    Animals like Foxx are the reason the “N word” will never pass from the English language.

  11. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 8:15 pm |

    Steve, how black is that ?