hit wit da stupid-iron
some actor shot his mouth off:
My name is Jamie Foxx. Give it up, give it up, … I’m black, and I’m dressed all black cause it’s good to be black. Black is the new white. I’m telling you, how black is this right here? Nice fly, I’m saying.
[not sure what the front of his pants has to do with it -- but, then again, I'm *white*]
You know how I know black is in right now? Cause the Nets moved to Brooklyn. How black is that? They got black jerseys, black court. I mean, how black is that? [continues in that vein for a while]
And I got a movie coming out, … I play a slave. How black is that? And in the movie I had to wear chains. How whack is that? But don’t be worried about it because I get out [of] the chains, I get free, I save my wife, and I kill all the white people in the movie. How great is that? And how black is that?
[now, on to the political commentary]
…But I’m going to tell you right now, speaking of blackness, my President, President Obama is back up in the White House four more years. How black is that? And not only that, he’s so black, he was playing basketball during the Election Day. How black is that? But he was also late for his acceptance speech. Okay, all the white people, this is your turn – how black is that?
But he going to be extra black this next four years. He going to get everything black, and white people, don’t get nervous about that because he is mixed. Now the first four years was the white side of him, because I don’t know if you saw him on Ellen when he was dancing and everything. I don’t know what this is. That wasn’t President Obama, that was President Barry Gibb Obama. But the next four years he’s even changing his name from to President Barack Dikembe Mutombo Tupac Mandela Hussein Obama X. How black is that? And the next time you see him dancing on Ellen, he gonna be dancing like this.
bla bla bla Being of an Officially Protected Class™, this fella can go on and on in his “race-related” rant, be covered by all the Meeeedia and thus get lots of publicity for his movie. whatever.
The interesting part is just below that para, before the ad, smack in the middle of the article and ahead of the article’s *tut*tut* coooomomentary is this para — in bold:
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The article ends with this statement:
It’s a grave new world isn’t it?