Theology 101: unoriginal sin


Well, okay … perhaps you have a better caption, then.

(What? ‘Cause the RCC won’t put out a fatwah on me for havin’ a little fun.)

13 Comments!

  1. rickn8or
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 8:13 pm |

    Remember what happened the last time someone was fiddling with an Unauthorized Apple your Holiness.

  2. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 8:27 pm |

    ^ Hey, what’s the worse that could happen?
    He gets banned from Facebook?

  3. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 8:42 pm |

    *heh* Just occurred to me.
    Apple needs to develop an app to filter-out web nudity.
    They could call it Figleaf 1.0.

    Oh, c’mon … y’all can do better than thaat, surely.

  4. Merovign
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 9:10 pm |

    Was ist “three hundred thousand shares of GM?”

  5. Posted December 18, 2012 at 9:12 pm |

    What? ladrape.com sells bedding?

  6. accipiter NW
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 9:44 pm |

    That’s no Apple. Microsoft bought the Catholic church years ago. I been waiting for a while to get the sacraments online. Looks like you all could use a little penance.

  7. mech
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 10:08 pm |

    Here I can read all ten on one tablet. . .

  8. Lance
    Posted December 18, 2012 at 10:21 pm |

    Lessee, prolly by next Sunday, Apple will have a new app
    to hear ‘confessions’. Then using GPS, the apple gizmo will
    transmit your list of sins to the nearest Catholic Church
    with a confessional ‘up’! It will be called the ‘sin server’!
    Then your ‘penance’ will be transmitted back to your iGizmo!
    The ‘penances’ will be monetary & payable by paypal only!
    The next ‘sin’ app will be a little data-base that will keep
    track of your sins automatically so you will have the right
    number of times that you committed that particular sin!
    It will also have embarrassing alarms when you don’t ‘go’
    to confession often enough & your memory gets overloaded
    with too many bazillions of mortal sins! Heavenly technology!

  9. rickn8or
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 12:34 am |

    Lance, uh, “heavenly” is not the phrase I’d use to describe that technology.

  10. logdogsmith
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 7:48 am |

    “Look here! A lawyer in Kenya needs my help to recover a Kings inheritance!”

  11. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 19, 2012 at 9:09 am |

    “What we said about Galileo was an administrative error. Procedures are in work to preclude this in the future.”

  12. Posted December 20, 2012 at 1:33 am |

    The Pope’s new avatar?

    Photobucket

  13. Jess
    Posted December 20, 2012 at 7:25 am |

    “Look. A choo-choo train.”