Some amateur herbalist in CO gets happy on his government-approved grass, gets behind the wheel of his Plymouth Valiant to hit up 7-11 for Doritos and Yoo-Hoo, and plows into a school bus.
in the mind of a prog, which actor is responsible for this tragedy: the weed, the car, or the Doritos?
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The car!
[It could only be eviler if it were a GiantSUV of Doooooom™]
Doritos, ’cause Pepsico has deep, deep pockets and it’s not right for anybody or any corporation to have that much money or make a profit.
I’d have to say 7-11 if they weren’t open and had that no good munchey stuff he wouldn’t have been going there.
The racist school bus driver
I blame the Hostess Company for union busting. Twinkies go much better with Yoo-Hoo and will make anyone a better driver.
I blame George Bush. Or maybe the joooooos.
It was he fault of the NRA. Just ask any ‘progressive”.
You can depend on it.
The Doritos, of course. They usually are accompanied by huge sugary drinks.
And deep pockets as Buzz stated above (#2).
Teh mind altering herb is gaining civil rights like certain diseases have.
George Bush, because he didn’t
run forseize a third term where he would have eliminated the bus by requiring home schooling, banned weed, put the Valiant in a museum and made Yoohoo run from the taps at home.Uhbama’s still working on the mess George left.
It was the salmon mousse.
Chrysler/Fiat of course for building a defective vehicle.
And George Bush did nothing about it.
It was my fault.
It was the foie gras. The Doritos-crusted Foie Gras, served with a 64 ounce Super Big Gulp, and chased by a twelve month old Twinkie that I found under the back seat of the dope-smoker’s car.
The Yoo-Hoo.
I blame white males over the age of thirty with an income exceeding $200K/yr for invading
FolsomPuebloApacheArapahoCheyenneComancheShoshoneUteSpanishMexicanFrenchMexican territory in the first place.MrD (10)
Gooood cultural ref!
The Depends.
7-11 because they didn’t deliver.
That’s what I always tell those moronic “Aztlan” chooms, Doug.
“Piss off, we stole it fair and square.”
Just another Junk-food Junkie! Couldn’t-a been the Weed! Nothin’ ta see here, folks! Keep moving else I’ll have ta TAZE yer sorry butts!
GWB
Whoever is responsible for the Harold & Kumar video that inspired the violence.
^ That Harold and Kumar thing was one of the most racist movies I have ever seen. The only white people in that movie were either sucking cock, or banging their sister, while beating the Bible.
But I guess Kumar got a job in the White House out of it, so it’s all good.
It’s OBVIOUSLY the fault of that high-capacity, assault vehicle that poor Medicated-American drove. Why does ANYONE need more than a Yugo or Smart Car ?? Think of the children. . . .
must have Twinkies……..
Hi Melissy!
Missed ya.
I have missed y’all too!
Three alphabet newspapers have published columns blaming
the NRA and the Tea Party for the accident! If the driver hadn’t
been traumatized & terrified by the evil guns he saw at Walmart
he would have been able to avoid hitting the bus! To save the
‘chillrinz’ the Obama gubbmint will require all schools busses
to be protected at all times by military vehicles, tow trucks &
ambulances driven by union drivers. Oh, & the military vehicles
must be ‘high-capacity assault vehicles’!