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The 22-year-old college student who personified the Occupy Portland movement when she was photographed receiving a blast of pepper spray in the face last year was found guilty Thursday on two counts of failing to obey police.

Multnomah County Circuit Judge Cheryl Albrecht fined Elizabeth Evon Nichols $260…

19 Comments!

  1. Hope Rogers
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 10:23 am |

    And a round of celebratory Corrie Cakes for all!

  2. Posted December 24, 2012 at 10:29 am |

    I don’t think I ever have been, or ever will be horny enough to tap that.

  3. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 10:35 am |

    I love a happy ending.

  4. Posted December 24, 2012 at 10:53 am |

    Before the caltards took over, the legislature in oregon passed a tough victim’s rights statute.

    Now that this occutard has been convicted of a crime, she cannot sue anyone for any injuries received while committing the crime.

    Her lawsuit against the city of Portland just went up in smoke.

  5. Posted December 24, 2012 at 10:56 am |

    Oh, and that boom being held up on the right side of the photo?

    That’s a police camcorder.

    The Portland Police videotape everyfucking thing, and their officers all behave as if everything they say and do will end up on youtube.

    This is feature, not a bug.

  6. Posted December 24, 2012 at 11:16 am |

    The feelgood photo of the year.

  7. geezerette
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 11:57 am |

    $260.00???? Because she didn’t OBEY. Where’d they get that total? I’m so sick of stupid ass people grrrrrr

  8. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 11:59 am |

    Brings tears to my eyes.

  9. LLoyd
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 12:21 pm |

    OOH RAH! ! ! ! ! !

  10. Posted December 24, 2012 at 1:15 pm |

    Brings tears to my eyes.

    I see what you did there.

  11. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 1:37 pm |

    ^ Yeah, but Missy’s title was the best joke.

  12. mech
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 3:11 pm |

    Spicing up her life all over again.

  13. Max
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 3:57 pm |

    She was so out-of-control that her fellow Occutard (behind her) was trying to pull her back. Friends at Party on the Right put together a little video….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cPIu58FjQFA

  14. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 4:42 pm |

    ^ Thanks for that link.
    Cheered me right up.

  15. tctsunami
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 6:01 pm |

    Pepper spray! And here I thought that was the money shot of the year. She kinda looks like Sandra Fluke.

  16. ZZMike
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:10 am |

    Speaking of defensive sprays, one of the Discovery (or Natnl Geo) programs noted as to how Mace is only second best to Bear Repellent Spray

    Shoots further than a Mace can. And if it’ll stop a bear, it’ll surely stop a menacing fellow. Ordinary Mace for protestors; for times when your Glock is in the shop, bear repellent.

  17. staghounds
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 7:18 am |

    I have been pepper sprayed, and would gladly pay 10x her fine to have made it stop.

  18. JimB
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 9:58 am |

    Could have been worse…Could have been a load of 00 buck

  19. Paul
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 11:46 am |

    $260?

    They should have billed her for the pepper spray to.