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(What? Yeah, I know it’s the same card I sent the porchminkees last year, but they won’t notice.)

16 Comments!

  1. MikeG
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 9:16 pm |

    Yeah, Like we mind looking at it again….Merry Christmas Everyone!

  2. Melissa In Texas
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 9:27 pm |

    Merry Christmas, Y’all!

  3. Lance
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 10:01 pm |

    A very Merry Christmas to alla youz Porch Minkees,
    your famblys & kidlets! One of the great year long
    pleasants in my life is being able to visit the
    Porch and feel reacquainted with sanity, maturity
    & Americanism, plus some great snarky humor!
    Thank you, Y’all!

  4. mech
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 10:17 pm |

    Merry Christmas Friends.

    ( Oh, Doug, the rollover’s broken)

  5. Chris in NC
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:02 am |

    If there’s anyone who is worth repeating year after year it’s Miss Betty. Sigh…

    Merry Christmas everyone!!

  6. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 8:02 am |

    Merry Christmas!
    KisP is like opening a new present every morning.
    Thank you all.

  7. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 10:01 am |

    A *Toast* to you all!!!! [....don`t mean bread; neither....]

  8. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 10:02 am |

    Merry Christmas Sondra, JR, and the porch minkees.

  9. kinlaw
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 10:27 am |

    Happy Christmas.

    (English style)

  10. Maria Edi
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 11:30 am |

    Hey, y’all thought I forgot you? NO WAY!!!

    Merry Christmas to the best people at The Porch! For you, many eggnogs; for me, here in Carmen Miranda’s country, a lot of Iced Tea (LOVE ICED TEA!!!)

    May the Little Lord Jesus bless you all!

  11. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 12:59 pm |

    ^ Feliz Natal, Maria!
    (What? Yeah, pretty sure that it’s close, anyway.)
    Yeah, iced tea, ’cause it’s Summer down there.

  12. Posted December 25, 2012 at 1:23 pm |

    I guess there’s worse things than having a Bettie Page Christmas.

    Felix Noticiadad ya’ll!

  13. LLoyd
    Posted December 25, 2012 at 11:11 pm |

    Merry Chritmas to Ya’ All. The Best to all. God Bless You
    LLoyd

  14. Posted December 26, 2012 at 4:03 pm |

    I can tell you everything I know about the wimmins right ‘chere: As long as you love them, and hug them, and tell them how pretty they are, they will do anything, and I mean annnnnnnnnnnyy thing for you.

    But you’d better mean it. Otherwise, you’re in some deep shit.

  15. Lance
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 10:19 pm |

    DougM, I doan wanna be the Porch Minkee to say this to you,
    but sumbuddy’s gotta!
    It’s ‘spoz to be “CHRISTMAS GIFTS”, not “CHRISTMAS TITS”!

  16. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 10:57 am |

    I had the misfortune to see a pitcher of Bettie Page when she was 82.

    Whoever coined the phrase, “The Golden Years” was smokin sum hi-grade shit——–or———–is a summa cumma laude graduate of Helen Keller Technical Institute…..