who’s your daddy

Oxygen Media has greenlighted for production All My Babies’ Mamas (working title), a one-hour unscripted special from former top MTV executives-turned-producers Tony DiSanto and Liz Gateley. Slated to premiere next spring, the special chronicles the complicated lives of one man, his children’s mamas, and their army of children, capturing the highs and lows of this extreme ‘blended family’ as they navigate their financially and emotionally connected lives…

17 Comments!

  1. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 7:03 pm |

    *running, fatherless cupcakes*

  2. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 7:15 pm |

    The Herd.

  3. Posted December 26, 2012 at 7:16 pm |

    Marked as a No Watch, No Way. This kind of glorification of small M men is not deserving of attention.

    Lord knows, I have made my mistakes, including marrying two Shallow Women. They cheat, they are gone. But by G-d, I have always been a big part of my Five Kids lives.

    Two are grown, Two live with me, and Third lives in my condo.

    Oh, Last and Final Wife is wonderful…… So there.

  4. mojo
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 8:01 pm |

    Previous title disn’t fly:
    “I’m goin’ back to Texas,
    get my bitches in line.”

  5. Posted December 26, 2012 at 8:13 pm |

    Yep, TV entertainment, raising the social plane yet again.

    MC

  6. mech
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 8:27 pm |

    America’s unlaundered undergarments being pulled up the flagpole again.

    With the money they make off this 15 minutes of ipecac fame, will they lose their EBT cards?

  7. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 8:43 pm |

    If the the show does not cast shame on the irresponsibility, promiscuity, stupidity, arrogance and cupidity of the protagonists, then the shame is on the producers.
    Besides, given the moral void of all involved, how does the ‘father’ even know if the bitchez’ spawn are his own bastards or someone elses?
    The celebration of this blight on our society is disgusting.

  8. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 8:45 pm |

    Yannow, I get it. Sometimes shit happens to put you in a less than desirable position. But that’s not always the case. MOST of the times it’s bad fucking choices.

    And now we have to “normalize” and celebrate everything no matter what it is.

  9. MikeG
    Posted December 26, 2012 at 9:12 pm |

    I’d rather chew aluminum foil.

  10. Posted December 26, 2012 at 10:41 pm |

    The Sperminator.

  11. Posted December 27, 2012 at 1:22 am |

    The Fountainhead.

  12. Posted December 27, 2012 at 1:24 am |

    Atlas Schtooped.

  13. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 7:51 am |

    How about a spaying/neutering campaign for feral humans.
    Nahh, too Progressive.

  14. geezerette
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 8:16 am |

    Competition for TLC’s Sister Wives?

  15. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 9:03 am |

    And now we have to “normalize” and celebrate everything no matter what it is.

    except, of course, those who keep their noses clean and work their asses off to create businesses,

    …or those who are ready and willing to do any and every kind of [honest] work to accomplish the most basic requirement of any living being [of any species]: to feed themselves and their offspring,

    …or those who *shudder* choose to recognize the reality of another of their most primal responsibilities and take steps to defend themselves from predators,

    …or those who just wish to be left to their own deices to do the above or whatever else they judge to be Good and Proper without every Self-Satisfied Know-it-All Mrs Grundy sticking their fingers in …

    Those must be Demonized.

  16. Posted December 27, 2012 at 5:04 pm |

    We shall rock. I insist upon it.

    We Shall Rock.

  17. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 10:44 am |

    I dunno Hog. Is The Porch stressed for that?