tonight’s audience participation

“___________________________________” .
That’s what “______________” people say.

28 Comments!

  1. Richard
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 7:55 pm |

    “We have to pass it to find out what’s in it” .
    That’s what “narcissistic sociopath” people say.

  2. geezerette
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 8:08 pm |

    “Knowledge is Power” that’s what the “Porch People” say.

  3. mech
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 8:44 pm |

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/12/27/gen-norman-schwarzkopf-who-led-coalition-forces-in-persian-gulf-war-dies/

    Someone who just read it.

  4. mech
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 8:53 pm |

    We can spend our way out of recession.

    pod people

    I mean traitors.

  5. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 9:09 pm |

    ^mech (3) “Duty – Honor – Country. Norman Schwartzkopf kept the faith” .
    That’s what “non-low information” people say.

  6. Posted December 27, 2012 at 9:15 pm |

    Penis

    Thank ya, thank ya vurry much. Ya’ll can go back home now. Nothing left here to see, except a big ‘ole gigantic penis… and who wants to see one of those? I don’t, do you?

    That’s what I’m sayin’.

  7. Posted December 27, 2012 at 9:40 pm |

    Up your ass and down mine spine, won’t you be my Valentine?*

    *loosley translated from the original Rotwellian

  8. IndependentVoter™
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 10:00 pm |

    “Evil WILL get what it has coming.”

    “That’s the truth, and It’s what I say”

  9. Old Reliable™
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 10:04 pm |

    Molon Labe

    That’s what I say, and I hope they don’t have to find out what it really means.

  10. apotheosis
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 10:11 pm |

    “Two in the pink, one in the stink.”

    That’s what the guy who just shot a pair of sows and a skunk says.

  11. Caged Insanity
    Posted December 27, 2012 at 10:19 pm |

    Global warming is man-caused.
    Mentally deranged.

  12. bocopro
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 4:43 am |

    “Abandon the dominant paradigm.”

    That’s what informed, pragmatic, reasonable, and patriotic people say.

  13. Brad
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 6:33 am |

    Change we Can Believe In
    -the deluded and clueless.

    FORWARD!
    -the bribed, the enslaved, the evil and traitorous.

  14. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 10:16 am |

    “RETREAT HELL!”

    “We just fucking got here…!!!”

    {…I may have *slightly* modified this, somewhat. Is how I think…..constantly…}

  15. kinlaw
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 10:24 am |

    I drew a blank on this one but I want my participation trophy so here I am.

  16. Posted December 28, 2012 at 11:48 am |

    ^^^
    I’m Proud of my Participation Trophy.

    That’s what None of my Kids ever said.

  17. Zipser
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 12:44 pm |

    That’s life. That’s what all the people say. I thought that would be here by now.

  18. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 1:46 pm |

    Some bacon each day keeps the doctor away.

    That’s what I say.

  19. Posted December 28, 2012 at 4:02 pm |

    I wany a Participation Trophy. Do I have to kill something first?

  20. Posted December 28, 2012 at 4:47 pm |

    Hog!! Stop it. You are not allowed to kill people’s any more. Jeez.

  21. MCPO
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 5:33 pm |

    “You don’t step on Superman’s cape.”

    That’s what Jim Croce people say.

  22. geezerette
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 5:40 pm |

    If you masturbate you go blind————-that’s what the Priest said.
    If you cross your eyes they stay that way———-that’s what the ole wives said.

  23. apotheosis
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 6:34 pm |

    ^ Just jerk off crosseyed and everything balances out.

  24. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 6:42 pm |

    ^ LOOK! Two penises!

  25. apotheosis
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:09 pm |

    ^ PenUM!

  26. PeggyU
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 2:14 am |

    Is “penes” the plural of “penis”?

    I don’t remember much from Latin class, but I think it would be an i-stem noun.

  27. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 10:30 am |

    (….an i-stem noun….) I would use a *My stem* noun. As in: (pointing at it and saying, “My stem; it ain`t big around but is sure is short!”

  28. Posted December 29, 2012 at 2:59 pm |

    Okay, I have to admit: You had me at two penises.