goin’ NorK

19 Comments!

  1. Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:20 pm |

    Glad we survived!

  2. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:26 pm |

    Something ain`t right about this sat pitcher. Most of the USA is as dark as Africa and Australia. Kalifornicateya ain`t got a single light bub showing…Nor has Blue Hair Florida. The Japs & the UK are lit up okay and Russia reveals all her land w/o modern population, revealing how thin is her ability to defend it. But Mexico is more lit up than the USA………….wtf?

  3. mumblix grumph
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:30 pm |

    Well,at least Hawaii is still lit up. Thank God Obama can still shoot hoops at night.

  4. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 7:51 pm |

    ColJ,
    Perhaps that, sir, is my point.

  5. apotheosis
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:07 pm |

    Look at all that carbon we’re not emitting! His Puissant Obamaness is most pleased.

  6. Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:15 pm |

    Japan…….. yeup…the young bugger might be right.

    Guess all my business partner’s jawing about the joy’s of Japan might be right……After the quake and flood and such; the minute I saw that fully intact timber framed Japanese house floating out into the Pacific, with no sign of falling apart, I began to wonder.

    And yes ^^^whut mumblix said^^^….that rattle ass, half nuttin’, half wishin’ pretender in chief. His hollow lil’ pissant statement about Stormin’ Norman made me wanna puke.

    Ain’t it about time Rodger spooled up the Barn Army B-52?

  7. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 8:26 pm |

    ” 2012 can suck my ass ”
    —Some SondraK

  8. MCPO
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:01 pm |

    I shall light a candle AND curse the darkness.

  9. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 10:02 pm |

    I see Iran launched their EMP.
    Them curly onion light bulbs never were fer shit.

  10. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 10:32 pm |

    I’m turning on all my lights…by 3 pm every day. It’s fucking dark here in winter.

    …and my Christmas lights don’t come down or off until new year’s day.

  11. mech
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 10:52 pm |

    Forgot the bright spot in the swamp of DC.

    Or will they have run out of swamp gas?

  12. mech
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 10:54 pm |

    BTW, we need a .gif of teh precedent replacing slim pickens riding the bomb to the bottom of teh fiscal cliff.

  13. I-RIGHT-I
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 5:02 am |

    I like it! It makes my move even closer to Mexico more of a feature than a fuck up. A cold beer isn’t that far away wtshtf.

  14. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 8:37 am |

    Thanks for the chill, brother…

  15. geezerette
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 8:39 am |

    I see our lights up there in the U.P. .Climate researcher Ted Scambos,says the Arctic ocean could be completely ice-free during the summer within decades– climate changes are warming the Arctic almost twice as quickly as the rest of the globe. I’m so happy Obama got re-elected for another 4 years so he can stop the earth from flooding.

  16. accipiter NW
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 9:08 am |

    What? No burn barrels? And where do I recharge my ‘bamaphone?

  17. Posted December 29, 2012 at 12:12 pm |

    Sweet Jesus. There’s some Christmas fucking cheer in this thread.

  18. MCPO
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 12:56 pm |

    Geezerette – I always ask the Gorebots if you fill a glass with ice, then it melts, does the glass overflow? Fucking retaards.

  19. geezerette
    Posted December 30, 2012 at 8:15 am |

    The Mr. has a subscription to The Week magazine and it was part of a feature of The big scientific milestones for 2012 article. Titled The arctics vanishing ice. The earths temperatures will rapidly accelerate.