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ThomasM

30 Comments!

  1. mojo
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 10:43 am |

    Don’t they have better things to do?

  2. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 10:46 am |

    They’d be safer there.

  3. bocopro
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 10:53 am |

    And a narcissistic, incompetent, communist, black pretender in every White House.

  4. apotheosis
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 11:19 am |

    Maybe they’d learn a thing or two about the benefits of carrying concealed, and the potential good such knowledge could do the next time some dipshit lunatic gets a wild hair up his ass.

  5. Rick
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 11:27 am |

    I thought the same as apotheosis. Great idea. Maybe they’d learn something, many don’t seem able to teach something.

  6. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 11:39 am |

    I *I* owned a gun store, the only way I would do this is if I could use the teacher as a bad example! My profit is too important to do otherwise…..

  7. Thunderbottom
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 11:53 am |

    “We suggest putting a teacher in every gun store.” Makes about as much sense as “some pot in every chicken” (which, come to think about it, is something that would be advocated by these “Occupy” clowns).

  8. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 1:05 pm |

  9. Posted December 28, 2012 at 1:24 pm |

    Um, there often are; they’re called ‘instructors’.

  10. Posted December 28, 2012 at 2:10 pm |

    We suggest that Jeff Johnson shut his “Gimme your Stuff” pie hole.

  11. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 2:36 pm |

    According to my man “Victor Davis Hansen” (…tactical callsign= “VD”…) about 80% of teachers in Humanities & History BA classes on comic books & American History of Oppresion ain`t qualified to be in the class room, let alone a gun store! He claims that students going to junior colleges and trade schools are at least learning a trade that will pay for school costs, a job and family +vittles. Whereas the students at UC Fresno pay 10s of thousands fm govt loans for all the various and sundry “Social Studies” cuz they can get an easy BA; find out they are unemployable in the real world…..

    It is an ancient story
    : Mommy Nature is a cold Bitch who has always swept the chaff from the grain! She is unimpressed by a mounted pitcher frame holding sum idiot`s sheepskin PhD in Mexican Transgender Adverbs……

  12. Merovign
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 3:05 pm |

    Put a public union teacher out of work – educate yourself.

  13. JoeBandmember™
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 3:09 pm |

    They need to have a heart to heart discussion with Ted Nugent about all this.

  14. accipiter NW
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 3:44 pm |

    Or: put a gun “store” in every principle’s office, any teacher’s classroom where the teach is already willing to carry.

  15. geezerette
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 5:22 pm |

    Yaah great place to get a gun. Put them in the gun store than teach them how to use the gun. Good idea there JEF Johnson. You go pound your drums and piss in the street–

  16. MCPO
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 5:26 pm |

    The incidents of mishandled weapons in the store would rise exponentially.

  17. Merovign
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 6:50 pm |

    Think about the value of an opinion of a person who lists their affiliation as “a bunch of smelly hippies blocking traffic and polluting parks while demanding handouts.”

  18. Posted December 28, 2012 at 9:56 pm |

    “We suggest putting a teacher in every gun store”

    Where they can actually LEARN HOW TO KEEP CHILDREN SAFE FROM UNHINGED LUNATICS.

    And perhaps the gospel of Saint John Moses Browning.

    Subvert the paradigm, folks!

  19. ZZMike
    Posted December 28, 2012 at 10:31 pm |

    We don’t need no gun control laws. We need more mentally deranged people control laws.

    Some new recent ones: Two cases in N.Y. of MDP pushing people in front of subway trains. Here in So Cal, an MDP gets a bottle of rubbing alcohol, douses a homeless woman on a bus bench and sets her on fire.

  20. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 8:31 am |

    “If *Colonel Jerry* owned a gun store,” *I* would set up a little coffee shop right next door — maybe with a connecting door — with big, comfortable seats, and a fireplace, and serve pastries and breakfasts all day!

    Id’ make a mint!

  21. apotheosis
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 8:50 am |

    It’d be like a right-wing starbucks, without the pretentious assholes in hipster glasses!

    And REAL COFFEE.

    “I’d like a venti double mochalattefrappachappachai with a twist.”

    “Here’s your bigass coffee. NEXT.

  22. bocopro
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 8:51 am |

    Woman goes into a gun store to buy a rifle. Tells the clerk, “It’s for my husband.”

    Clerk asks, “Did he tell you what calibre to get?”

    “What? Are you serious? He doesn’t even know I’m gonna shoot him.”

  23. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 10:12 am |

    And I would increase profits by selling *Ammunition Belt Extenders* !

  24. RonF
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 3:16 pm |

    Great idea! Start with a teacher to teach a firearms safety course. Add one to teach people how to properly choose, practice with and maintain firearms. Then put every public school teacher in the courses to learn what’s being taught. In fact, I actually think it would be worthwhile to spend my tax money to pay for the courses for every teacher making, say < $50K.

  25. JoeBandMember™
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 6:13 pm |

    I got a $#@&*^%! Starbucks gift card for Christmas.

  26. JoeBandMember™
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 6:15 pm |

    How long will it be before your carry permit is denied based on what prescriptions you take?

  27. rickn8or
    Posted December 29, 2012 at 6:31 pm |

    apotheosis, yes with bullet-riddled “No Smoking” signs…

  28. Steve Skubinna
    Posted December 30, 2012 at 5:07 am |

    Well, it would depend upon what positions are open, and what other applicants have presented themselves, but why not? At least they could have fulfilling work, and maybe… what? That isn’t what he meant?

  29. Posted December 30, 2012 at 9:29 am |

    …every time I go into a gun store, there’s a teacher there.

    After the close call we had a few years ago at ITT in Owings Mills, Md, I would have loved to carry. But Md is a gun-free zone, as is the school, so that would have gotten me fired and arrested.

    Not worth it.

  30. Posted December 31, 2012 at 9:25 am |

    I certainly understand your apprehension, but I disagree. No one will ever know you’re carrying a properly concealed gun, and if you need it, nothing will make it OKAY that you don’t have it.