“Still only 90,000 Americans have signed the White House petition to deport me. That leaves 310,910,000 who presumably want me to stay,” [Piers Morgan] tweeted Friday.
Okay, lessee, now … [rubs chin and squints one eye]
Obama received, what, about 66 million popular votes,
so usin’ Morgan’s logic,
245 million Americans want Obama deported.
Yep, reckon that sounds about right.
[ SK ]
…I can spare those Americans who want me deported a lot of effort by saying this: If you don’t change your gun laws to at least try to stop this relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage, then you don’t have to worry about deporting me.
Although I love the country as a second home and one that has treated me incredibly well, I would, as a concerned parent first – and latterly, of a one-year-old daughter who may attend an American elementary school like Sandy Hook in three years’ time – seriously consider deporting myself.
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Rather presumptuous of the little berk to presume that.
America’s Most Unwanted
We’ve got no money; we can’t afford to pay the Brits enough to take him back.
Piers, I hate to break it to ya, but probably less than a million people in the U.S. have heard of you, let alone watched your “news reading.”
PLUS all the Brits who want him to stay.
Nothing special here. We got buttloads of unwanted aliens in the US.
Does he know how to take an order in a cheap Mexican eatery? If so, he gets to stay.
HAH!
Thanks for the update, Missy. Made my evening.
Self deportation — gotta remember that one.
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Please feel free to fuck off back to jolly olde, Chauncey.
Mister “don’t you know who I am” Morgan won’t have to worry about his daughter being safe from guns if she attends a public school…it’s only if she attends an elite private school attended by the children of various hypocrite liberals will she be in danger of being protected by a guard armed with a gun.
Perhaps a public school in Chicago Mister Morgan?
Think of this as a warm up. Next is a petition to remove teh precedent.
I’d sign that and recruit as many as I could find to do the same.
As for teh morgan person, I don’t have enough interest to find that petition to participate.
Does anyone think he’s serious? I mean, I could save him some boxes if he needs them.
There are some people I’d buy a ticket if they can never come back.
Not sure he’s worth it though.
Hey, I’d chip in for the postage if they’d ship him at book rate. Good riddance to that mewling twat.
Well, it sounds like he’s got the talking part done.
Self deport? Does he think that’s a threat? This makes sense, however, if he suspects that his contract will not be removed. That way, if he does bail he can claim it’s because we ‘Muricans are racist violent thugs who did not appreciate him.
Maybe he can get a job as editor of Newsweek… oh, wait…
Yanno, there’s something about getting up first thing in the morning and going for the fridge, and pulling that gallon jug of milk out of there and pouring about a pint of it down your gullet. It just feels right. It changes things.
If you have chocolate milk, that’s even better.
What kind of fucking baby causes his mother to name him, “Piers”?
Hey Piers, How about you stop your relentless tidal wave of ignorant carnage? Please no need to hang around for the next three years for you daughter to go to an unprotected school and get shot by some very sick person who because of liberals like you think they have rights and can decide for themselves if they need treatment.
I like the part how he bases his entire “argument” on his self-touted extreme ignorance. Good Show, Old Berk!
GET OUT, you limey bastard!
OK, I saw this – ahem – guy on a Celebrities Apprentice. He won over Trace Adkins. Well, two things I got: begun to like Trace Adkins a lot (what a voice!!!) and hated the guts of this MORON Piers. Oh, c’mon, dude, pack your troubles and go back to your “beloved” England! And don’t bother coming to Brazil. We don’t need another MORON over here.