“Still only 90,000 Americans have signed the White House petition to deport me. That leaves 310,910,000 who presumably want me to stay,” [Piers Morgan] tweeted Friday.
Okay, lessee, now … [rubs chin and squints one eye]
Obama received, what, about 66 million popular votes,
so usin’ Morgan’s logic,
245 million Americans want Obama deported.
Yep, reckon that sounds about right.
[ SK ]
…I can spare those Americans who want me deported a lot of effort by saying this: If you don’t change your gun laws to at least try to stop this relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage, then you don’t have to worry about deporting me.
Although I love the country as a second home and one that has treated me incredibly well, I would, as a concerned parent first – and latterly, of a one-year-old daughter who may attend an American elementary school like Sandy Hook in three years’ time – seriously consider deporting myself.