Jackass alert

Barry, you ignorant slut.*

“I’m going to be putting forward a package …

What’s the, uh, thrust of your package?

… and I’m going to be putting my full weight behind it,” Obama said ….

Weight? What weight?

“I’m going to be making an argument to the American people about why this is important and why we have to do everything we can to make sure that something like what happened at Sandy Hook Elementary does not happen again.”

Everything to exploit a tragedy except what will actually work.
No, rather than enable armed self-defense and lock-up the violent, you want to certify every law-abiding citizen defenseless. Tell me, jackass, how does promoting vulnerability prevent mass murder?

“I’ve been very clear that an assault-rifle ban, banning these high capacity clips, background checks …. more

• “Assault rifles” are already banned without a BATFE permit. An “assault rifle” is defined as a fully-automatic or select-fire rifle employing an intermediate-power cartridge (between a pistol and battle rifle). An assault “weapon” is a made-up BS term for an ugly/scawy rifle that looks like an assault rifle but is semi-automatic like other civilian weapons, … jackass.
• “High-capacity clips” [insert face palm] Those are frikkin’ MAGAZINES, … jackass. Mags hold ammo in the weapon for cycling into the chamber by the bolt. They may either be fixed (e.g. bolt-action hunting rifle, SKS), tubular (e.g. pump shotgun), or detachable (e.g. ARs, AKs). Clips are used to hold ammo in formation while charging magazines. (see: BTF)
• “Background checks” are currently done … jackass. That’s what we pay the BATFE to do every time a firearm is purchased legally. Neither Adam Lanza nor the fire-department shooter got their weapons legally. What? You gonna make criminals get background checks before they steal weapons and buy weapons on the black market, … jackass?

“I think there are a vast majority of responsible gun owners out there who recognize that we can’t have a situation in which somebody with severe psychological problems is able to get the kind of high-capacity weapons that this individual in Newtown obtained and gun down our kids,” Obama said.

He. frikkin’. murdered. the. owner. and. stole. it, … jackass!
Psychos are not permitted to own or posess firearms, now!
Name one, ONE sane gun owner who wants psychos to have access to deadly weapons. ONE, … jackass!

The only way to meet Obama’s criteria is to eliminate all deadly weapons (inane) or to lock up psychos (hmm …).

Who elected this jackass?

* Cultural ref
Lance L

Magazine/Clip Lesson BTF »
Charging a MAGAZINE from a CLIP

“Will there be resistance? Absolutely there will be resistance,” he said. [more]

So, resistance is futile?
Spoken like a true alien.

Finish your assignment! »


  1. MikeG
    Posted December 30, 2012 at 8:53 pm |

    Come and take them. Indeed.

  2. TimO
    Posted December 30, 2012 at 9:04 pm |

  3. rickn8or
    Posted December 30, 2012 at 9:22 pm |

    Isn’t this the same guy that the Democrats assured us “wasn’t coming after your guns”??

  4. iD
    Posted December 30, 2012 at 10:47 pm |

    None of that matters, Doug. The media has decided. And you will obey.

    Never mind that the media distorts ths issue. Never mind that our government resources are better directed to convincing parents to buckle up their children. There’s an anti-gun lobby, and they want to win.

  5. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted December 30, 2012 at 11:00 pm |

    Equines have pretty big dicks. Can a jackass fuck himself?

  6. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 6:13 am |

    “I am skeptical that the only answer is putting more guns in schools,” Obama said.

    Says the fork-tongue whose children have 11 armed guards plus no one knows how many highly armed Secret Service guards at their school…

  7. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 7:46 am |

    OBoBo is an earlier version of a Progressive slash Socialist robot. The little old fat guy behind the curtain switched him to *Automatic*, in order to book a flight to visit Stalin`s body in Moscow….. (cultural ref: Wizard of O…)

  8. Zipser
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 7:57 am |

    OT but thought you’d like to know that the first lawyer has filed notice of intent to sue the state of Connecticut for $100 million on behalf of a survivor. The argument being the state should have known something like this was going to happen and didn’t take adequate precautions.

    Happy frickin’ New Year.

  9. JoeBandMember™
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 10:47 am |

    My first New Year’s Revolution is to find that statue of Marx/Lenin (interchangeable) in Seattle and spit on it or worse.

  10. rickn8or
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 10:53 am |

    JBM, wish I was closer to the Left Coast; I’d buy you a beer or three to pre-load your reservoir.

  11. mojo
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 10:59 am |

    “Go tell the Spartans, stranger passing by, that here, obedient to their laws, we lie.”

  12. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 12:21 pm |

    JoeBM (9)
    *heh* BTDT

  13. PeggyU
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 12:59 pm |

    JBM – I do live on the Left Coast, and I’d cook you up a pot roast and potatoes so that you could properly pay homage to that statue, Occupy style.

  14. Posted December 31, 2012 at 8:52 pm |

    I’d throw-in some vegetables. And maybe some cheese.

  15. Posted December 31, 2012 at 8:55 pm |

    A few spices wouldn’t hurt. Maybe just a touch of turmeric.