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[Al-Malahem Foundation] Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP), said it was offering three kilograms of gold for the killing of the U.S. ambassador in Sanaa, Gerald Feierstein…

The group also said it would pay 5 million [Yemeni] riyals, [about $23,000], to anyone who killed an American soldier in Yemen.

It said the offer was valid for six months.

Apparently this is all being blamed on “The Film“…

12 Comments!

  1. Posted December 31, 2012 at 8:05 am |

    So why aren’t we offering 3 kilograms of gold for the heads of these AQ pukes?

  2. Posted December 31, 2012 at 8:30 am |

    Apparently this is all being blamed on “The Film“…

    Of course it is….. Can’t be blaming the Muslim Extremist Savages, can we?

    Bhengazi, blamed on a crappy Youtube Video that nobody even saw……

  3. Posted December 31, 2012 at 10:19 am |

    I’ve been to Yemen. A worse shithole on this planet you could not imagine. Oy.

    And I’ve been to several shitholes.

  4. Justin Credible
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 10:35 am |

    Meanwhile, terrorists on the home front discovered while being investigated for another crime.

  5. mojo
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 10:57 am |

    3000gm X $53.93 USD/gm = $ 161,820.00

    Arab math.

  6. Posted December 31, 2012 at 11:35 am |

    If the arabs knew anything about math, they’d be running things by now. That whole thing about the arabs and the math and the algebra and stuff was completely fabricated.

    They’re dumber than stumps. Just look at them. They live in shit.

  7. mojo
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 11:44 am |

    Actually, the nasty little secret is that the “algebra thing” was NOT done by devout Muslims. That was back before they found oil under their camels, y’see.

  8. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 12:18 pm |

    Look up.
    There’s 250Kg of high-explosive on the way.
    Catch!
    You’re welcome.

  9. Posted December 31, 2012 at 1:33 pm |

    And if they get half-a-chance, they’ll turn the entire world into shit so they can feel more comfortable living in it. That’s just what they do, and have been doing for thousands of years.

    What? This is suddenly a big surprise?

  10. Buzz
    Posted December 31, 2012 at 5:39 pm |

    Is this payable from the same Kenyan bank account as the internet prince scams?
    You know, the scam where a Kenyan gets an American pregnant and his son is declared the prince of peace by a bunch of scandinavian hand wringers.

  11. Posted December 31, 2012 at 8:42 pm |

    heh… “scandanavian hand wringers.”

    I’m going to have to remember that one.

  12. Ranger Joe
    Posted January 1, 2013 at 6:21 am |

    So why aren’t we offering 3 kilograms of gold for the heads of these AQ pukes?

    Why pay? We have Soldiers and Drones doing it now.