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16 Comments!

  1. Posted January 3, 2013 at 11:30 pm |

    That’s nothing. One time I was on this spaceship and this alien thing popped out of this guy’s stomach and ate everybody except Sigourney Weaver and her cat.

    Oh wait… that was a movie. Never. Mind.

  2. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 11:36 pm |

    Aw Geeze — a tad medically graphic for this hour…

    or any hour.

    *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak*

  3. JoeBandMember™
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 6:24 am |

    This really underlines the scripture which tell us how God knew us in the womb.

  4. Thunderbottom
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 6:27 am |

    #1, Hog Whitman: I’d like to see that infamous scene from the first Alien movie redone with Sandra Fluke (or Lena Dunham) in place of John Hurt and a baby in place of the alien.

  5. mech
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 7:13 am |

    “Hi, How ya doin?”

  6. Posted January 4, 2013 at 7:24 am |

  7. mojo
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 8:22 am |

    “ALWAYS when I’m in the shower…”

  8. geezerette
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 9:12 am |

    Claire–:))— I got a kick out of your medically graphic comment– and how most people are so euwww about what’s part of their own bodies inside or out. When I worked in surgery as a “scrub nurse” some could not understand how “you could stand all that blood,guts and stuff”. I would tell them to look in the mirror what they saw was not what they got– we are made of all the blood, guts and stuff. Each one of those things put together to work together in order for us to BE is a miracle. Having had 3 sections I think it’s beautiful scrubbed for many and than worked on OB for 10 years and helped deliver many the “natural” way I think it’s beautiful. Fear not of the medically graphic be in awe of it. I’m sure you are.

  9. Posted January 4, 2013 at 9:25 am |

    I worked on a dairy farm. You should see some of the shit I had to deliver. It was still beautiful, and it was magic, and occaisionally we lost one, which was heartbreaking, but the Miracle of Birth is still just that: A Miracle.

  10. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 9:43 am |

    • Get your hands off’n my Mom!
    • Mornin’, doc.
    • Don’t let go. I don’t wanna fall in any further!
    • Pull, damn you, pull!
    • Nooo you don’t, doc. Warm up your hands, first.
    • I’m free. I’m freeeee!
    • Okay, maybe I’m not ready for arm wrestling. Best two out’a three?

  11. geezerette
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 9:44 am |

    Mech #5– NICE!! The first thing every new mother does is to uncover the babies hand and open it’s little fingers so they can hold their finger while they feed them. Than kiss them all over from their heads to their little toes.

  12. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 9:46 am |

    srsly,
    Good luck, kid. You, too, Mom.

    Oh, by the way, you owe about $50,000.

  13. geezerette
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 10:03 am |

    DougM and too soon you will be a teenager.

  14. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 10:04 am |

    I think Rodgie kinda wins :)

  15. mech
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 12:22 pm |

    Too soon to play “pull my finger”.

    Unless that’s a biden grandkid.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    “take me to your leader.”

    “hi, where’s the cafeteria?”

    “No, Doc, name’s not Churchill.”

    “Baby it’s cold outside.”

  16. Posted January 4, 2013 at 3:10 pm |

    Mirror on the wall,
    Who’s the smartest of them all?