Knowledge is Power

34 Comments!

1. Michael K.
   Posted January 4, 2013 at 11:38 am |

   Jersey Shore

2. Thunderbottom
   Posted January 4, 2013 at 12:10 pm |

   “Sh*t My Uncle Says”

   “Everything You Know is Worng Wrong”

   “Where’s My Dinner? Somebody Ate My Lunch!”

3. geezerette
   Posted January 4, 2013 at 12:17 pm |

   Big Fing deal.

4. bocopro
   Posted January 4, 2013 at 12:19 pm |

   Yeah, it’s in the sub-genre of melodramatic farce comedy sans resolution.

5. Rob B
   Posted January 4, 2013 at 12:19 pm |

   “Nobody messes with Joe.”

   A TV show wherein everybody messes with Joe.

6. DougM (Progophobe)
   Posted January 4, 2013 at 12:30 pm |

   • What About Joe? (a pesky mental case who won’t leave)
   • It’s Joe! (ambiguous orientation)
   • RugRATS (ankle-biting brat)
   • Da Veep (Chicago-mob front man)
   • Biden Unplugged (hair-raising adventures)

7. Wollf
   Posted January 4, 2013 at 12:35 pm |

   I’d kinda like to see him as a guest star on ‘Dexter’……
   Or Star Trek, wearing a Red Shirt…..

   Was that over the line?

8. Hog Whitman
   Posted January 4, 2013 at 1:21 pm |

   Uhm, only if it paid for itself thru advertising, or some other non-funded-taxpayer means larceny robbery.

   Larceny is when you sneak behind their back and take it. Robbery is when you take it right to their face. Which one do you figure this one is?

9. Hog Whitman
   Posted January 4, 2013 at 1:27 pm |

   Ok, fine. Let’s write a tele-play for Joe’s new show…

   Hi, my name is Joe, and I’ll be your It Takes A Village Idiot this evening. Could I get you folks a menu, or did you just come here to feel the tablecloth?

10. mojo
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 1:59 pm |

    “OMG! Did he really say that? WTF?” is probably too long.

11. Sigivald
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 2:07 pm |

    I’m more amused by the lack of Civics understanding that thinks the President has to “authorize” that.

12. SteveHGraham
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 2:23 pm |

    Are you kidding? I’ve been jonesing for this for FOUR YEARS. I even hoped the vote would split and we’d end up with President Romney and VP Crazy Joe. Biden is like cowbell; you can’t have too much.

13. mojo
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 2:32 pm |

    “Stand aside, everyone! I take large steps…”

14. Buzz
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 3:33 pm |

    Idiocracy, the prequel.

15. Gwillie
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 4:38 pm |

    The Other Boob.

16. rickn8or
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 4:40 pm |

    Nawp, I gotta go with “Spread Your Legs, You’re About to be Frisked.”

17. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 6:24 pm |

    National Lampoon’s Liberty Takes a Vacation,
    Starring Joe Biden as Liberty
    Produced by the Democrat National Committee
    Sponsored by your local Communist Party and the Ayers-Dohrn Foundation
    Directed by Buraq Uhbama,
    Written by Harry Reid,
    Costumes by Nancy Pelosi,
    Special Effects and stunt weapons by Dianne Feinstein
    Midgets supplied by Dick Durbin and Barbara Boxer
    Extras supplied by ACORN and SEIU
    Shot Filmed on location in Kalifornia, New York, Illinois, Massachusetts and Maryland
    Bodies supplied by City of Chicago, courtesy Rahm Emanuel, Mayor

18. Richard Brennan
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 8:37 pm |

    Richard,

    Thanks for a great blog!

19. William
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 8:42 pm |

    Wait, Richard Brennan is SondraK? I thought SondraK was a woman.

20. Brad
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 9:03 pm |

    Biden Time- Waiting for the boss to croak!

21. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 9:08 pm |

    William, Rich is my gracious domain host….like The Great and Powerful Oz.

22. JoeBandMember™
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 9:54 pm |

    “Joe Depends”

23. JoeBandMember™
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 10:02 pm |

    “The Vice Ain’t Right”

    “Howdy Doody and the Monkey Boy”

    “Cavity Search”

    “You Assed for It”

    “I Love Loosey Goosey”

    “One crapped on The Cuckoo’s Nest”

    “Gran Tortilla”

24. JoeBandMember™
    Posted January 4, 2013 at 10:05 pm |

    “Petticoat Function”

25. Spin
    Posted January 5, 2013 at 12:27 am |

    “Name That Gaffe”

    [Wink, I can name that gaffe in three words]

26. accipiter NW
    Posted January 5, 2013 at 12:46 am |

    Lax Headroom, a stand-up comic who goes on the air and tries to cheer up people during the Obama Depression. Confusion abounds as his treatments for MP baldness conflict with the neural impulses in his brain.

27. Jess
    Posted January 5, 2013 at 5:01 am |

    I don’t think he get a special show. Just put him on the Weather Channel with Roker and the big boobed gal, Abrams, in the morning. The format is perfect and he’d fit right in. Plus, I’d have another reason to not watch the Weather Channel.

28. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 5, 2013 at 9:48 am |

    • Let’s Make a Big F’n Deal
    • Deal or No Big F’n Deal
    [stold from geezerette (3)]

29. geezerette
    Posted January 5, 2013 at 10:44 am |

    Heeeree’s Joey!!

30. geezerette
    Posted January 5, 2013 at 11:50 am |

    DougM you didn’t stold it you improved on it.

31. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted January 5, 2013 at 1:30 pm |

    You know we are in deep shit, when “Plugs” has to seal the deal between OBoBo, Hairy, McConnell, Boner & Peeloosi and all the Nimnoes—-to avoid going over the so-called *Fucking Cliff*!!!!! (…which we leaped off of in November, 200 an fucking 8!!!!!!…)

32. Nate
    Posted January 5, 2013 at 6:56 pm |

    Wait…didn’t he already play Colonel Henry Blake in MASH?

33. The Digital Hairshirt
    Posted January 6, 2013 at 5:45 am |

    The Dong Show.

34. Hog Whitman
    Posted January 6, 2013 at 7:11 am |

    I think that “Cavity Search” is a good place to start, butt why stop there? I’m thinking “Cavity Search — The Forensic Files” would make a much ‘grabbier’ show title.

    “Why look, it’s a gold Rolex watch!”