Armed To The Teeth !!

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I’m the luckiest Christmas Elf in da World!

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It’s Chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*clap*calp*clap*

22 Comments!

  1. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 12:01 pm |

    CRIKEY! I purposely didn’t put “fragile” on it because that means “punt” in postal.

    I forgot if I gave you the head’s up…that was from Dougie ;)

  2. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 12:05 pm |

    Gives a whole new meaning to “Eat you gun”.

  3. Posted January 7, 2013 at 12:43 pm |

    I’m pretty sure that’s illegal in Cali, chocolate or not….

  4. mojo
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 12:45 pm |

    I thought it was a town in Italy…

  5. Posted January 7, 2013 at 1:58 pm |

    Which end did you start at?

  6. geezerette
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 2:55 pm |

    You bite the barrel bit by bit.

  7. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 3:40 pm |

    At Easter,
    you can hunt chocolate bunny wabbits.

  8. PatK
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 3:47 pm |

    I believe it’s legal in Cali as long as it doesn’t have a barrel shroud or that thing that folds up.

  9. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 4:37 pm |

    My understanding of Kali law is that the barrels have to be 18 inches in length to be legal. Even at that restriction, a double-barrel shotgun, say firing 12 gage double-aught shell(s), in my opinion, is the equivalent of exploding a “Bouncing Betty landmine” in a living room, with regard to metal per square foot! Perhaps not economical if you have investments in famous paintings or sculptures….or relatives….or children….or dogs/cats/shetlen ponies,pigs, ——but their ain`t no economy in a raped vajaja………………

  10. Steve Skubinna
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 4:37 pm |

    Jeez, PatK, it’s “that shoulder thing that goes up.”

    Nothing chaps my ass like listening to some poser wanna-be trying to be all high speed and SpecOps ‘n’ shit.

  11. rickn8or
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 5:22 pm |

    Do you think us gunnies could get more support if we started the rumor that the Fedz were coming after our guns AND our chocolate??

  12. Melissa In Texas
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 6:18 pm |

    Mine is legal in Texas ;)
    Thanks!
    I will enjoy every round bite!

  13. Posted January 7, 2013 at 6:35 pm |

    Steve, think you meant to end with a smiley, winky face. Patrick is a good feller, think it was humor referring to a collapsible/ folding/ retractable stock as he did. ;)

    See what I did there?

  14. mech
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 6:52 pm |

    What gauge is it?

    How many rounds can you bite fire before the barrel starts melting?

  15. Steve Skubinna
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 7:32 pm |

    mech, the benefit of having cold dead fingers is that it won’t melt in your hands. The drawback is… well, cold dead fingers.

  16. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 8:31 pm |

    They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold, chocolate-covered fingers.

  17. mech
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 10:48 pm |

    Is it stamped from the M&M Foundry?

    ( melts in your mouth, not in your hands. . .)

  18. accipiter NW
    Posted January 7, 2013 at 10:57 pm |

    Can one be sent to Bloomberg? Is he avoiding “chocolaughts?”

  19. ZZMike
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 1:59 am |

    I bet it shoots Hershey’s kisses……

  20. geezerette
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 7:13 am |

    The ammo is?

  21. mech
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 9:17 am |

    Be sure to use your cleaning kit before bedtime.

    On the gun, too.

  22. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted January 8, 2013 at 7:12 pm |

    I think the best thing about a sawed off shotgun, is the fear that you might shoot it; both fuckin barrels at the same time……….Aiming it? Not that high a priority; jist point n fire…