today’s KisProduct endorsement

29 Comments!

  1. geezerette
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 11:06 am |

    That’s my door stop!!! I’m all set I have a yard and house full — love the videos of the protestors throwing rocks at each other— than the other side picks them up and throws them back—

  2. Jess
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 11:39 am |

    I was little confused. At first, I though it was the next choice for Treasury Secretary.

  3. bocopro
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 11:55 am |

    Watch the whole thing:

    http://www.fox19.com/story/20538164/piers-morgan-vs-alex-jones-the-truth-about-gun-homicide-rates

  4. Posted January 10, 2013 at 12:01 pm |

    Holy crapola! I just realized I have a cache of about two hundred high-capacity magazines I no longer need. I’ll post a link when I open my auction. (some of them even have a yellow smiley-face on them–very user-friendly!)

  5. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 12:44 pm |

    Does it come with that sharp-edged tape measure?

  6. Justin Credible
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 12:46 pm |

    Ah, the legendary ST-1. Excellent as a diversion in a low visibility environment.

  7. mojo
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 1:03 pm |

    Got white quartz comin’ outta the ground around here, a real PITA sometimes. The big ones make for nice landscape, though. Some even have a few flecks of gold…

  8. mech
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 1:16 pm |

    Hmmmm. I have a wedge of hard Parmasean cheese like one that was shown to be quite effective in a close quarters incident in Fwance.

    I wonder how much I could sell it for.

    DaninTampa, I just read that one of the big magazine manufacturers is backordered at least a million units on their AR-15 mags. The iron is hot, strike now, but not too hard.

    Some sellers are trying to rape their potential buyers in the frenzy.
    You are a KisPer, so I know you’re fair.

  9. mech
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 1:18 pm |

    What about launchers for the pictured assault weapon?

  10. PeggyU
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 1:40 pm |

    Jess – The rock has too many scruples to be Secretary of the Treasury.

  11. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 5:21 pm |

    Hand ax: aka the ST-one Model of 19,110-BC MK-II ambidextrous edged repeater.
    Although originally adapted for hunting and food preparation, it has historically been adapted for both personal defense, warfare, crime, and sport and can be operated by both men and women of varying skill. It was designed to be manufactured in primitive societies in home workshops with locally available materials by unskilled workers. No records exist of numbers or locations of these weapons or their manufacturing facilities and distribution. Original examples are valued museum pieces. The hand ax is criticized by some as a danger due to its inability to be safely disabled and its general accessibility by children, criminals, and the insane. There is also a movement to outlaw the assault variants — for example, the MK-III which is fitted with a stick grip (which has no sporting purpose), the MK-IV which can be carried in bags of more than ten, and the MK-V which can easily be concealed under a loincloth. Note: there is already a $200 tax on the MK-VI variants which may be fired by sling.

  12. geezerette
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 5:33 pm |

    Sling shots!!!! a Y of wood and rubber from inner tubes tied to it and a knot in the middle or a nice piece of leather from an old shoe or boot for the rock holder. Pull back as far as you can aim and let go— >>>>>>>>>>>>>wham!!

  13. Posted January 10, 2013 at 5:58 pm |

    ^ and there’s always the original slingshot. A few feet of leather thongs, a pouch, a rock, dead Goliath.

    I actually became an expert at those things when I was about 11. I could hit about a 3′ square from 200′. I even made them for me and my friends. You could seriously hurt somebody at about 100 yards with one of those.

  14. Ironic in Denver
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 7:30 pm |

    Hog: it occurs to me that since there were no elastic mesh products in Little David’s day, that pouch he used to launch the rock that beaned Goliath might have been is leather jock strap.

    Once the guns are gone, the ST-1 might be used to kill children (and others) — just as it has for thousands of years — and is still used in most places including all islamic hell-holes around the world. Therefore, they should be outlawed. If I were a Democrat legislator, I would introduce legislation right away to have a serial number put on every rock in the country, the private exchange or rocks outlawed, and a government bureau set up monitor the movement of all registered rocks.

    When owning rocks is a crime, only criminals will own rocks.

    PeggyU 10: oh how true.

  15. Fat Baxter
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 7:39 pm |

    “..and there’s always the original slingshot. A few feet of leather thongs, a pouch, a rock, dead Goliath.”

    OK, ladies. Surrender those thongs for America’s freedom!

  16. mech
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 8:08 pm |

    #14 IiD, watch for importing of paleostinian technology. They seem to be state of the art these days.

  17. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 8:35 pm |

    Fat Baxter (15)
    You’re overlooking the male population of San Francisco.

    Note: I updated my earlier comment (11) to “sling” rather than “slingshot.”
    Elastic-powered ST-1 throwers didn’t come into general use until the Classical Era.

  18. tctsunami
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 9:21 pm |

    Damn technology has come a long way. Yur all talking about sling shot’s and shooting boulders and what not. Home made weapons out of common articles. Pretty neat.

    I’m still working on how to unsnap a bra with some girl I’m making out with. I got a whole leap of lot of learning to do.

  19. mech
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 9:30 pm |

    ^^ is it a front loader? She might appreciate checking that before you gnaw through the back strap.

    :)

  20. Posted January 11, 2013 at 7:15 am |

    I never really did figure out that whole bra thing, I mean, you’re struggling-around back there, but meanwhile the action is up here.

    I’m lucky I ever got laid in my life. If they were merciful, they would just reach-around and un-strap it. That’s when the party started.

  21. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 8:39 am |

    ^ “I think it’s locked or sumpthin’.” — Pinto in Animal House

  22. geezerette
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 8:44 am |

    Ahhh the days of the bouncy bra less and nothing to unhook. Trouble was there were those who shouldn’t have been bra less!! If you like little titties you only have one hook to open. If you like the big buzzoogas I call them 4 hookers front or back.

  23. geezerette
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 8:46 am |

    Rock ==slingshots==thongs==bra hooks:))

  24. Posted January 11, 2013 at 1:07 pm |

    Rock ==slingshots==thongs==bra hooks:))

    Yeah, it’s amazing how quickly a conversation can degenerate to this level. I’ll take some of the blame, but not all of it.

  25. PeggyU
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 2:52 pm |

    ^ Instigator.

  26. geezerette
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 5:00 pm |

    That’s what I love about the porch!! ^^^^

  27. Ironic in Denver
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 7:21 pm |

    tctsunami 18: I’m still working on how to unsnap a bra with some girl I’m making out with.

    Maybe you should begin by telling her that you’ll show her how David’s sling worked if she will just take it off. Then go to making out after you’ve showed her.

    You might want to practice first — remember that Ewok in Star Wars Episode VI.

  28. Ironic in Denver
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 7:28 pm |

    Aside: sure wish that they would start making bras with velcro closure…..

    Besides the obvious ease of just ripping it off, there is the advantage of finer and more satisfying fit for the wearer. Yeah, that’s it — I’m just concerned that the ladies wearing them have a more comfortable fit….

  29. Posted January 11, 2013 at 8:12 pm |

    If nothing else, I think we have achieved some kind of record here: Turning a thread about a rock into boobs.

    Men really are pigs.