today’s winner

Bill Clinton: Father of the Year?

How many fathers work long hours to feed their families, never cheat on their wives, are not continually accused of sexual harassment or rape, act with honor and class and dignity, and go unnoticed by anyone other than their devoted families?


John Edwards…was the Father of the Year in 2007 with the same group


  1. geezerette
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 12:25 pm |

    Cheat on their wives with a young girl not much older than his only child. Says a lot for that award.

  2. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 12:29 pm |

    After her concussion, someone ask Bill how Hillery’s head was. Clinton said “Not bad, but she’s no Monica”.

  3. Jess
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 12:52 pm |

    I looked up the organization with a web search. I haven’t quite figured out what they’re up to, but I have the feeling it’s one of those organizations created to give large salaries to relatives of people that already found out they don’t want them handling their money.

  4. Darrell
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 1:16 pm |

    I forgot what year Woody Allen won.
    Somebody help me out.

  5. mech
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 1:22 pm |

    Oh, bill? I forgot about him. That’s as funny as teh other one being awarded teh prize.

  6. USMC2841
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 1:51 pm |

    Maybe the voting was based on volume. Quantity not Quality.

  7. SteveHGraham
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 2:03 pm |

    The Photoshop brought me joy.

  8. MCPO
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 4:29 pm |

    What a joke this culture has become. Decadent Romans would be shaking their heads and “Tsk, tsking”!

  9. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 4:44 pm |

    I can not deny that on my early tours in Asia (before I married[badly]…), I may have had congress with Asian cuties at a frequency that may explain their populations——presently. (…and that was prior to age 36, when a flt surgeon *unloaded* my pistola…………………I have a dim recollection of congress, but it was overshadowed by the importance of the earth cooling, at about the same time………………………………..

  10. Steve Skubinna
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 5:07 pm |

    So this means he gets a free “World’s Greatest Dad” mug, right?

  11. Melissa In Texas
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 5:44 pm |

    Dammit, Alan!
    Y’ beat me

  12. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 8:35 pm |

    I thought Web Hubbell was Chelsea’s father.

  13. Posted January 10, 2013 at 9:33 pm |

    Dick, wrongo, Chelsies father is Janet Reno.

  14. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted January 10, 2013 at 10:13 pm |

    ^ LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted January 11, 2013 at 1:07 am |

    Gr4F1X of Teh WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!