Chief of What?
President Obama nominated White House Chief of Staff Jack Lew to be the next secretary of the U.S. Treasury Department.
…”Jack assures me that he is going to work to make at least one letter legible in order not to debase our currency,” the president said.
Har. Dee. F’n. Har. Har.
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Two weeks. I say Two weeks before we find out he hasn’t paid all his taxes.
Swell,
if that ain’t just the icing on the cupcake.
Obama’s given the country a swirlie.
Oh, and uhm, Barry?
He’ll also be in charge of the Secret Service.
Just sayin’ …
One Letter? How about “X”
Har har and Joe Biden is your Vice President and going to decide who should have weapons. Har Har Shwirlly man and Plugs and funniest of all is you are our President. Oh my gosh it’s so funny my laugh muscles are sore!!!!
Hostess bankrupt, Ding Dong signature on our money, Coincidence? I think not.
He is just practicing the number of zeros we will need to add after a One to buy a loaf of bread after the QE X has sailed.
Brilliant observation, Claire!
I see his signature as “Running Cupcakes”. Great pull, Claire
Mr. Cupcake will also oversee the implementation of Obamacare. It’s like one big fatass government sitcom, except it will all end in tears.
Wollf #8 Wins!
We were told by the Home Depot lady to sign the machine like this when we ran our credit card so no one could copy our signatures.
Well, at least he’s not a Twinkie. Oh wait, I meant at least he’s not a Zinger. Do they still even have Zingers? Actually, they still make Zingers, and God love the Jesus that they do.
He could cut that down to three loops and it would be just as meaningful.
Thing of all the printing ink the treasury could save.
When do I get my government cost saving award.? I’m waiting. [arms folded, tapping foot]
Just shows how seriously these people take their positions of authority. (not at all)
When I was in elementary school, and they were trying to teach me cursive handwriting, we’d practice with circles that look remarkably like his handwriting. I guess he’s still practicing.
Jacob J. Lewp
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#12, Hog Whitman: “Well, at least he’s not a Twinkie.” No, he’s not even a Twinkie – he ‘s a Little Debbie “Cloud Cake” (Twinkie knock-off). I’m surprised that this guy doesn’t use a crayon for his signature.
^ The Zingers are made by Dolly Madison© now. They’re smaller, but there’s three of them instead of just two of them. Or did they have three of them before? I forget.
I think they’re trying to use some psychomacostomy on the public in order to get them to buy more of them and become big and fat.
Well, I have to go now. There are these nice gentlemen from the government who are currently surrounding my house. I should probably do what they say. They have guns.
Hog, I have a pack of three of the last original vanilla Hostess Zingers and the package is still puffed out. They’re yours if you would like them, just tell Headmissy to tell me where to send ‘em.
I can’t fit them in the fax machine ’cause the package is intact. Oh wait, i don’t have a fax machine, anyway.