homey slackass erectus


  1. geezerette
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 2:43 pm |

    He walks like a Penguin.

  2. mojo
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 2:58 pm |

    I remember a story of a guy in Detroit, who saw two slackers standing around in the street in front of his house, with their pants hanging low and their boxers exposed. He told them to “pull up your damn pants!”, for which the mocked him, calling him “lard-ass” amongst other choice profanities. So he went in the house, got his gun, and shot one of them in the ass.

    Yes, he got arrested. But I guarantee he was grinnin’ on the way to the station.

  3. mech
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 3:14 pm |

    Like the penguin dance in Mary Poppins, except with out all the class and fun.

    Oh, and the cranial cavity container is too big in the rollover.

    (You find some of the most unusual things!)

  4. geezerette
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 3:16 pm |

    #2 their pants were hanging low and he shot them in the ass —- he must have aimed high.

  5. Posted January 14, 2013 at 3:22 pm |

    Yanno, that’s the thing about today’s ‘left’ or whatever you want to call it. They got no ‘exit strategy’. I mean, that was a stupid ‘fashion’ when it first came out, 20 years ago. Fashions move on. That’s why they call them fashions. They still haven’t figured this out yet and they are dereft of creativity due to lack of real edumacation that’s going around these days.

    Did that make any sense?

  6. Jess
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 3:48 pm |

    I watched a reality show where one of those “pants on the ground” wannabe criminals tried to outrun a cop. After failing to hike their pants, they tripped, busted their ass and the cop had them in handcuffs within seconds.

  7. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 5:04 pm |

    ^Hog (5) It’s hung around because it’s moved on from rappers to teen white boys who want to be wiggers. It was near 70 F here today, but that didn’t stop a wigger at our McDonald’s from wearing his saggies and a full boogie winter hoodie. The hood was up indoors, where he, periphally blind, almost bumped into people just trying to get to the condiments, then I watched the jerk waddle out to his car, trying to discretely hitch up his pants by jamming a hand in his pocket while trying to carry his drink and burgers in the other. After nearly walking into a moving car because of his hoodie induced lack of peripheral vision, he then got into the car and nearly threw his neck out of joint swiveling his head left-right-left-right-left just to get out of the parking lot. I guess it just wouldn’t be cool [asshole] to put the hood down while driving.
    I really wanted to kick his punk, slovenly, inconsiderate, skinny little ass and tie the damned hoodie around his neck, but even at my age, that wouldn’t be have been fair.

  8. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 5:40 pm |

    Hey, when I was livin’ aboard a boat and wore elastic-top shorts everywhere, I looked like that every time I stepped off a curb … until I found a light-weight carry piece.

  9. Merovign
    Posted January 14, 2013 at 5:58 pm |

    (read this in a Jeremy Clakson voice)

    It’s the tallest dwarf……. in the world!

  10. ZZMike
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 1:29 am |

    I may have figured out the reason they wear low-slung pants.

    They want to look like girls (for whom designers have thoughtfully designed low-slung pants.)

  11. Posted January 15, 2013 at 1:46 am |

    I saw this explanation someplace, can’t remember where: Whats inside?

  12. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 9:44 am |

    Yanno, if one is a gurrl who does not carry [because California] it does give one a certain advantage.

    Reach forward.
    Yank pants to ankles.
    Kick arse. [or something in the vicinity - Hey, I'm a guurl. I missed.]
    Skip off.

  13. Posted January 16, 2013 at 2:32 pm |

    Ermmm … this fad originated in the California Prison system.

    Inmates that were selling sexual favors would do this to advertize.

    Pants pulled way down = Paid Prison Bitch