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Why are we paying for Bill Clinton’s Skinemax subscription?

Because if he’s glued to Skinemax he’s not banging your daughter.

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11 Comments!

  1. Hog Whitman
    Posted January 16, 2013 at 11:46 pm |

    I’m not really sure what Skinemax is. Is that some kind of internets pr0n?

    Can I get it right here? From this competer? I’m just wonderin’.

  2. Ironic in Denver
    Posted January 16, 2013 at 11:52 pm |

    Looking at that pic, I just hope he’s not banging *his* daughter….

  3. Merovign
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 2:56 am |

    Being horribly off-topic:

    http://youtu.be/Ooa98FHuaU0

    Nicely produced and tightly reasoned little polemic on who gun control is the least-possibly focused thing to do with regard to violent crime, and asking why no one has taken credit for the 50% drop in violent crime in the US over the last 20 years.

    The only problem is, the people behind these political moves don’t give a damn about violent crime or murder. They’re not stupid, they know what we could do to (at least in part) ameliorate these problems. And they’re doing the *exact* opposite.

    On purpose.

    We’ve gone past the argument, it’s time to say *no*, loudly and often.

  4. Brad
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 6:25 am |

    Because if he’s glued to Skinemax he’s not banging yourhis daughter.

    Fixed your photo caption for you.

  5. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 7:09 am |

    I had a bumping-uglies joke, but I’ll skip it.
    (What? Well, ’cause he’s goofy-looking, not ugly.)

  6. 1MadJack
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 7:46 am |

    Somebody needs to take the testicle clamps to that obscene old motherf’cker! I pray for the day there are no more klintons or kennedys but I know I’ll die first.

  7. geezerette
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 8:17 am |

    Father of the Year!!

  8. mojo
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 9:29 am |

    What do you want to bet he’s got some bimbo calling him “Daddy”?

  9. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 9:49 am |

    ^ … or Poppie.
    (What? Well, I’m sure he likes Hispanic chics, too.)

  10. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 11:31 am |

    ^IinD (2) – why not. She’s Web Hubbell’s daughter.

  11. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 11:35 am |

    ¿Perkue?

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