Prog canon (afternoon reading: gov’t โ€” the oldest profession)


TANSTAAFLA (there ain’t no such thing as a free lunch, anymore)

Finish your assignment! ยป
Sorry about the wiener.
(What? Yeah, I could’a pixilated it, but I reckon most KisPettes already seed one.)

13 Comments!

  1. mojo
    Posted January 16, 2013 at 2:52 pm |

    “It looks like a penis, only smaller.”
    – Old Joke

  2. MIkeG
    Posted January 16, 2013 at 3:28 pm |

    Maybe we should make a book that we could call Penises of the Porch. You know. So the KisPettes can compare.

  3. Fat Baxter
    Posted January 16, 2013 at 4:53 pm |

    ^^ MikeG, you go first.

  4. Steve Skubinna
    Posted January 16, 2013 at 5:30 pm |

    Back during my ill advised sojourn as an IT tech I had to support the only Mac users in the organization, the Public Affairs staff. About 900 Windows PCs doing the actual work of the organization, but the PA types had Macs. Because they were creative, and everyone knows that if you’re creative you have to use a Mac.

    Even if the extent of your creativity is typing press releases.

    And it was while dealing with the smug Mac users, who acted as though they were hip and edgy partners in some trendy Internet startup instead of corporate drones in the largest insurance company in the US, that I developed the following hypothesis:

    There is a difference between having a big dick, and being one.

  5. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 16, 2013 at 6:35 pm |

    ^ Smiiiiile when you say Mac user, son. ;)
    (Heck, I still have my original ’84-vintage 128-K Mac around here somewhere.)

  6. rickn8or
    Posted January 16, 2013 at 7:07 pm |

    “… but I reckon most KisPettes already seed one.”

    Yabbut as hot as the KisPettes are, they’ve probably never seen one, uh… deflated.

  7. geezerette
    Posted January 16, 2013 at 7:08 pm |

    We have now!!

  8. Posted January 16, 2013 at 7:44 pm |

    Yeah, what is that thing he’s packing-around there? Is that supposed to be a dick? Cain’t tell it from here.

  9. Fat Baxter
    Posted January 16, 2013 at 8:01 pm |

    Looks like a derringer. In appendix carry.

  10. Ironic in Denver
    Posted January 16, 2013 at 10:49 pm |

    Well, Little Adam there is clearly not one of the Guns of Navarone.

    Really, Doug, I know it’s great art and all that, but if you’re going to apologize for what’s in it, you might want to skip Adam and go to Eve. The gal needs some serious gym time.

    PS: Is is sacrilegious to notice that the angel is the better babe? Though there’s not all that much to choose from either way.

    Speaking of angels, here’s the one the progs are going to end up with soon enough; just wish the rest of us didn’t have to share the experience:
    http://wallpoper.com/images/00/22/27/12/dark-angel_00222712.jpg

  11. Ironic in Denver
    Posted January 16, 2013 at 10:57 pm |

    Maybe some eye bleach is in order. Especially after looking at the B & C pick in the perkolating post. So, here’s a better angle:

    http://cdni.wired.co.uk/620×413/g_j/Get-angel.jpg

  12. geezerette
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 8:25 am |

    That left boob is more in the enlarged thyroid position than a boobs.

  13. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 1:26 pm |

    IinD (10)
    Lightbringer (either Lucifer or Obama)