Prog Canon (afternoon reading: pulling the wool)

10 Comments!

  1. Posted January 17, 2013 at 1:45 pm |

    How much for the goat? The one on the left.

  2. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 2:00 pm |

    The first OshKosh-BGosh checkout lane…? Either that, or a pitcher of my barber`s grand an great grandparents….Haircut an shave = 25 cents, 3 for a dollar. Splash of SureFuck Bay Rum n Brylcreem, extra…2 cents

  3. mojo
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 2:04 pm |

    Baaaaah…

  4. Posted January 17, 2013 at 2:59 pm |

    It never really hurts to play them this song…

    Because I Love You

    If you can actually sing it and play it on the guitar at the same time, that’s even better.

    If that one doesn’t melt their panties, you’re barking-up the wrong tree.

  5. mech
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 3:23 pm |

    “you’re the commodity”

    A step or so up from being a battery.

    (ref: Matrix)

  6. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 3:41 pm |

    Hog (4)
    1965, senior in high school, slow dance, Bessie, perfume … padded bra.
    (What? Well, how d’ya think?)

  7. Posted January 17, 2013 at 4:11 pm |

    ^ I was so horny when I was a teenager, I even liked padded bras.

  8. Posted January 17, 2013 at 4:38 pm |

    And goats.

  9. Merovign
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 5:07 pm |

    People forget this about media as well, especially the news.

    And the *real* customer isn’t just the advertiser (though they are part of it), it’s the owners and donors and editors.

  10. mojo
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 12:04 pm |

    “Taxation is the art of plucking tail feathers from a goose, without causing the goose to complain too much.”
    – Some English fella