Prog Canon (tonight’s reading: truth or unintended consequences)

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  1. Posted January 18, 2013 at 5:07 pm |

    Now it’s getting hard to decide, “Who would I rather go to prison with? That hag in the upper-left or Don Knotts?”

    At my age, you need to think about these things.

  2. Merovign
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 6:08 pm |

    They know that. It’s not an *unintentional* consequence that they’re only disarming the Armenians, the Jews, etc.

  3. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 6:16 pm |

    that’s Aunt Bea, and she’s undoubtedly a better cook than Barney.

  4. Posted January 18, 2013 at 6:56 pm |

    Hog, how dare you! Besides, Aunt Bea carries a hog leg in her unmentionables, fully loaded, as opposed to sissy pants Barney.

  5. Posted January 18, 2013 at 7:18 pm |

    I did not realize that was Aunt Bea. And the truth is: I’d rather go to prison with her anyday. She can cook!

  6. rickn8or
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 9:55 pm |

    And Aunt Bea would kick Andy’s and Opie’s ass if she knew what libtards they turned into.

  7. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 4:33 am |

    50 ways to cook boloney——–Aint Bea