^ my exploitive blurring of Chicago gun laws for the sake of a joke
I will not surrender my rights to exploitive blurring of Chicago laws for the sake of a joke!
Did you ever hear about the time when a guy went into a 7-11 in Chicago with a 2×4 over his shoulder and demands all the money? Well the checker just points at him and laughs. So the guy beats the holy crap of him with the 2×4.
As the guy is rifling the cash drawer, the bruised and bloody checker says from the floor, “Hey pal, do me a favor would you? Use some of that money to buy yourself a gun. You’re liable to kill somebody with that 2×4!”
dick, not quite dead white guy
Posted January 18, 2013 at 9:27 pm |
Uhbama couldn’t pass a security check to be a Secret Service or Capitol Police school resource officer.
^Hog (1) – There ya go. I’ve said for years that we should be able to go to the hardware store and buy any gun we like without a permit, but John Q. Public should have to get a license to buy tools and building supplies, You just proved me right. Thank you.
LLoyd
Posted January 18, 2013 at 10:05 pm |
Doug—very good and the Stilton man is always on his game. I was by a little while ago and sow more of your Prog posts and was thinking after I left how good they are. And right on for a time like this. If only they would go viral and then I thought about Stilton and that its been awhile since I’ve been there or seen him on the Porch here. You guys are dy-no-mite. Have you thought about just having a simple blogger account where you could have your Prog posts always available at one place?
“Yore Good.”
SondraK, Queen of my domain
Posted January 18, 2013 at 10:18 pm |
” don’t you know who I am???”
Yep.
JoeBandMember™
Posted January 18, 2013 at 10:22 pm |
Why is it that none of the disturbed and evil men, who steal guns, then go and kill movie-goers and children in school, has ever been identified as a conservative NRA member?
Ft. Hood~~~ Registered Democrat ~ Muslim
Columbine ~~~ Too young to vote; both families were registered Democrats and progressive liberals
Virginia Tech ~~~ Wrote hate mail to President Bush and to his staff ~ Registered Democrat
Colorado Theater ~~~ Registered Democrat; staff worker on the Obama campaign; Occupy Wall Street participant; progressive liberal
Connecticut School Shooter- ~~~ Registered Democrat; hated Christians
Common thread – all of these shooters were progressive liberal Democrats.”
NOT ONE, EVER, HAS BEEN AN NRA MEMBER!
mech
Posted January 18, 2013 at 11:45 pm |
^JBM,
Thanks for that.
Is there an article to source so’s I can share it?
Lucius Severus Pertinax
Posted January 19, 2013 at 1:02 am |
When I occasionally comment on Lefty blogs (yeah, I know, I love self-abuse), I always conclude my remarks with the following boilerplate disclaimer:
Responses will be graded on the basis of Spelling, Grammar, Punctuation, Coherence of Thought and Adherence to Fact.
You might be amazed at how that cuts down on the backchat!
Merovign
Posted January 19, 2013 at 1:27 am |
Joe, where did you get that? I just want the source.
To smear in people’s faces like a banana creme pie with a horseshoe in it.
Colonel Jerry USMC
Posted January 19, 2013 at 4:13 am |
The source = Knowledge is Power! Geessshhhh peeps……………
geezerette
Posted January 19, 2013 at 7:54 am |
I just mentioned that very thing to the Mr. while we listened to the news about the Obama Thugs going after the NRA. They have their people to ya know— bring it on NRA!!
Jess
Posted January 19, 2013 at 9:37 am |
If his security guards ever have enough, and quit, Obama can ward off attackers with rhetoric and community organizing skills.
Lloyd- I’m always checking this out around here but don’t get to comment as often as I’d like. Between the blog and trying to keep up a Facebook presence (damn social media) and some personal business, I’m just spread pretty thin. But I’m still posting three new cartoons a week over at HnC and adding my two cents here whenever I can!
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^ my exploitive blurring of Chicago gun laws for the sake of a joke
I will not surrender my rights to exploitive blurring of Chicago laws for the sake of a joke!
Did you ever hear about the time when a guy went into a 7-11 in Chicago with a 2×4 over his shoulder and demands all the money? Well the checker just points at him and laughs. So the guy beats the holy crap of him with the 2×4.
As the guy is rifling the cash drawer, the bruised and bloody checker says from the floor, “Hey pal, do me a favor would you? Use some of that money to buy yourself a gun. You’re liable to kill somebody with that 2×4!”
Uhbama couldn’t pass a security check to be a
Secret Service or Capitol Policeschool resource officer.^Hog (1) – There ya go. I’ve said for years that we should be able to go to the hardware store and buy any gun we like without a permit, but John Q. Public should have to get a license to buy tools and building supplies, You just proved me right. Thank you.
Doug—very good and the Stilton man is always on his game. I was by a little while ago and sow more of your Prog posts and was thinking after I left how good they are. And right on for a time like this. If only they would go viral and then I thought about Stilton and that its been awhile since I’ve been there or seen him on the Porch here. You guys are dy-no-mite. Have you thought about just having a simple blogger account where you could have your Prog posts always available at one place?
“Yore Good.”
” don’t you know who I am???”
Yep.
Why is it that none of the disturbed and evil men, who steal guns, then go and kill movie-goers and children in school, has ever been identified as a conservative NRA member?
Ft. Hood~~~ Registered Democrat ~ Muslim
Columbine ~~~ Too young to vote; both families were registered Democrats and progressive liberals
Virginia Tech ~~~ Wrote hate mail to President Bush and to his staff ~ Registered Democrat
Colorado Theater ~~~ Registered Democrat; staff worker on the Obama campaign; Occupy Wall Street participant; progressive liberal
Connecticut School Shooter- ~~~ Registered Democrat; hated Christians
Common thread – all of these shooters were progressive liberal Democrats.”
NOT ONE, EVER, HAS BEEN AN NRA MEMBER!
^JBM,
Thanks for that.
Is there an article to source so’s I can share it?
When I occasionally comment on Lefty blogs (yeah, I know, I love self-abuse), I always conclude my remarks with the following boilerplate disclaimer:
Responses will be graded on the basis of Spelling, Grammar, Punctuation, Coherence of Thought and Adherence to Fact.
You might be amazed at how that cuts down on the backchat!
Joe, where did you get that? I just want the source.
To smear in people’s faces like a banana creme pie with a horseshoe in it.
The source = Knowledge is Power! Geessshhhh peeps……………
I just mentioned that very thing to the Mr. while we listened to the news about the Obama Thugs going after the NRA. They have their people to ya know— bring it on NRA!!
If his security guards ever have enough, and quit, Obama can ward off attackers with rhetoric and community organizing skills.
Lloyd- I’m always checking this out around here but don’t get to comment as often as I’d like. Between the blog and trying to keep up a Facebook presence (damn social media) and some personal business, I’m just spread pretty thin. But I’m still posting three new cartoons a week over at HnC and adding my two cents here whenever I can!
D’oh!!! That should be “checking things out” not “checking this out.” Of course, I haven’t been cold sober since Election Day…