welcome to The Asylumuahahahahahahahaha

22 Comments!

  1. Posted January 19, 2013 at 6:17 pm |

    I totally want a key like that now.

  2. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 6:38 pm |

    Swill … it’s what’s for dinner.

    Does Missy do great Christmas presents or what?!

    (What? Well … have the turnkey hang the old man the right-way-up, then.)

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 6:38 pm |

    Theme song for The Asylum
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4
    Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to
    leave because I’d go berserk?? Well…
    You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see
    I’ve gone completely out of my mind.. And..
    They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
    They’re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
    To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be
    happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they’re
    coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

    You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
    that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
    I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
    laughed and then you left, but now you know I’m utterly mad… And..

    They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
    They’re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
    To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
    weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they’re
    coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

    I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back
    for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh??
    Well you just wait, they’ll find you yet and when they do they’ll put you
    in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And…

    They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
    They’re coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
    To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I’ll be happy
    to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they’re coming
    to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
    To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
    weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they’re
    coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
    To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time… (fade out)

  4. Lance
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 6:52 pm |

    Stilton (1) there are now new padlocks that look gezakly like antique
    old iron only with the old jailer type keys! Came across them yassaday
    on Amazon! Here’s 3 linkys: Firstest is the Amazon category: Padlocks. Check page 5 too!
    http://www.amazon.com/s/?_encoding=UTF8&pf_rd_t=101&tag=wwwviolentkicom&linkCode=ur2&bbn=3180231&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=1451439082&pf_rd_s=center-4&camp=1789&pf_rd_r=1X8KFFD0H764VVVN7MHV&creative=9325&rh=n%3A228013%2Cn%3A!468240%2Cn%3A3180231&pf_rd_i=1240668011&page=1#/ref=sr_pg_1?rh=n%3A228013%2Cn%3A!468240%2Cn%3A3180231%2Cn%3A511378&bbn=3180231&ie=UTF8&qid=1358646457

    http://www.amazon.com/Antique-Style-Padlock-Jailer-Misc/dp/B000W0U8C8/ref=sr_1_36?s=hardware&ie=UTF8&qid=1358646206&sr=1-36

    Pirate treasure chest padlock!!!
    http://www.amazon.com/Vintage-Lever-Padlock-Pirate-Chest/dp/B001OLQA0I/ref=sr_1_48?s=hardware&ie=UTF8&qid=1358646206&sr=1-48

  5. Posted January 20, 2013 at 1:56 am |

    You have a dungeon? That’s kinda creepy. I was in a dungeon once. It was in the basement of Warwick Castle in England. It had been the seat of power in England hundreds of years ago.

    The phrase “makes your blood run cold’ is rooted in reality. That’s what it felt like standing down there. Looking at those machines and devices that were only meant to cause horrible pain, and being in the same room where they caused them was somewhat sobering. And I hadn’t even been drinking!

  6. kinlaw
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 5:46 am |

    Hmmm, so many possibilities.

    Just what exactly do they do down there?

  7. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 10:17 am |

    Then again,
    a dungeon with an easy-to-remember safe word sounds, well …

    If I’m late, start without me.

  8. Melissa In Texas
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 1:40 pm |

    To the dungeon with you!

  9. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 2:00 pm |

    ^ I’m right behind you.

  10. staghounds
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 2:08 pm |

    http://hubgarage.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/4064364/BobtheTorturer_detail.jpg

  11. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 2:21 pm |

    ^ *heh*
    I remember back as a pubing lad in the late ’50s when about 10% of the cartoons in men’s mags were dungeon cartoons like that.
    (What? Well, one learns these things while sitting in the back of the truck during Boy Scout paper drives.)

  12. geezerette
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 3:41 pm |

    I would think being the Queen of your Domain you’d be wearing that key around thy neck along with the wrist shackles tied to thy waist band.

  13. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 3:52 pm |

    ^ Nah …
    she just does that with scalps.

  14. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 3:56 pm |

    *hunh* Curious.
    Why does a Bettie Page picture always seem to be followed by a MiTX comment?
    Waaait … has anyone ever seen them together?
    (What? No, I meant in reality, not in one’s fevered imagination.)

  15. Posted January 20, 2013 at 4:01 pm |

    I don’t think I’d consider being whipped by Bettie Page ‘quite’ torture. Painful, perhaps, but certainly not torture. More like foreplay.

  16. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 7:40 pm |

    PALOMINO!!!

  17. Melissa In Texas
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 8:01 pm |

    ^BWAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA^

  18. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 9:32 pm |

    ^^ *heheee*
    Seegar ashes in the keyboard from that’n, Missy.

  19. mech
    Posted January 20, 2013 at 9:55 pm |

    Too bad we couldn’t find a national word for the last 4 years.

    (not Beetlejuice)

  20. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted January 21, 2013 at 9:09 am |

    PALOMINO RESTAURANT & BAR^^^^^^^
    Bellevue -425-455-7600
    610 Bellevue Way NE
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    Bellevue, WA 98004

  21. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 21, 2013 at 9:28 am |

    PALOMINO would be a great sign to hold up during the inauguration ceremony.
    (What? A better safe word? Impeach? M’kayyy, yeah.)

  22. MitchM
    Posted January 21, 2013 at 6:17 pm |

    Always thought you were more of an oubliette kind of girl. :)