Happy Squirrel-Appreciation Day


No, seriously.

17 Comments!

  1. Ironic in Denver
    Posted January 21, 2013 at 4:51 pm |

    Used to be my favorite day. Maybe still is.

    “President Sqvrrlllll swears to promote the agendas of fruits, nuts and squirrels everywhere.”

    Meanwhile, the tilt squirrel thinks, “Constitution? What constitution? Ain’t seed no stinkin’ constitution.”

  2. Posted January 21, 2013 at 4:57 pm |

    Sorry. I had totally forgotten it was Squirrel-Appreciation Day™.

  3. geezerette
    Posted January 21, 2013 at 5:07 pm |

    It’s so cold here and so much snow the squirrels won’t find their nuts ’till spring.

  4. TimO
    Posted January 21, 2013 at 5:57 pm |

    We help raise orphan baby squirrels for the local wildlife rescue foundation. Plus we have about a half-dozen on our feeders any one day. So EVERY day is squirrel appreciation day here…

  5. Ironic in Denver
    Posted January 21, 2013 at 5:57 pm |

    ^ If the squirrels are looking for nuts, they need look no further than your nearest environmentalist group.

    Hope they bite deep and chew hard.

  6. Melissa In Texas
    Posted January 21, 2013 at 6:36 pm |

    If the squirrels are looking for nuts, they need look no further than your nearest environmentalist group.

    Hope they bite deep and chew hard.
    You made me snort my wine!
    for those of you who have not seen it…
    http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/4070/stilton.jpg

  7. Ironic in Denver
    Posted January 21, 2013 at 6:43 pm |

    ^ Got a vision here of MiT *seeming* to have a straw from her wine glass to her nose… snorting away.

  8. mech
    Posted January 21, 2013 at 6:47 pm |

    Izzat friar john roberts?

  9. Posted January 21, 2013 at 7:51 pm |

    The Squirrel would make a better leader. No Socialism in a Squirrel. Work hard, gather and store nuts and berries for the winter…. He lives, all cozy in his nest.

    His neighbor doesn’t and dies…. Laziness has dreadful consequence.

    Wow, I was deep……

  10. Posted January 21, 2013 at 8:26 pm |

    And…. Aaaagh, frankenFeinstein is a fugly critter!

  11. Posted January 22, 2013 at 12:20 am |

    ^ Wolff: That was deep. Incredibly deep. But I wax Shakespearean here. I think they sell that stuff at NAPA.

  12. Stick
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 5:04 am |

    Couldn’t watch any of it. Haven’t listened to a word he has said for a year. Kind of liberating. Have to be on your toes thumbs with the remote to keep any of that sumbitch’s speech from pluting your earholes.

  13. Posted January 22, 2013 at 6:57 am |

    Have to be on your toes thumbs with the remote to keep any of that sumbitch’s speech from pluting your earholes.

    Well, that’s certainly one way of putting it.

  14. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 9:30 am |

    DiFi front and center tells us where Captain Shitstain’s mind is.
    Keep yer powder dry stashed.

  15. Thunderbottom
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 9:53 am |

    #3, geezerette: “It’s so cold here and so much snow the squirrels won’t find their nuts ’till spring.” Do you think the Republicans in Congress will ever find theirs?

  16. Thunderbottom
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 9:56 am |

    #10, Wollf: “Aaaagh, frankenFeinstein is a fugly critter!” I think that’s a Disney animatronic waxwork.

  17. Ironic in Denver
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 10:48 am |

    ^ 15, Thunderbottom, Well Said! And the answer is no, at least not this batch of them.