today’s celebrity wtf

it’s got no beat and you can hurl to it

“Because…he’s president and he’s on fiii-rrrre….” Alicia Keys was a featured performer at last night’s Inaugural Ball, and unlike the rest of those hired guns who just sang their songs in honor of our 44th President’s re-election, Keys actually re-wrote the lyrics to her most recent hit, turning her “Girl on Fire” into “O…bama’s on fiiiiyahhhhhh!!!!”

The results were about as awkward as can be expected, containing lyrics like “He’s living in a world in it’s on fire / Filled with catastrophe, but he knows he can fly away.”…

I think I liked Bush Derangement Syndrome better.

10 Comments!

  1. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 8:23 pm |

    Fucking lemming. Hope I last long enough to watch her and others as they go over the cliff while Captain Shitstain stands there yooping about “millionaires and billionaires”.
    Yeah, “the world’s on fire”; I wonder if the airhead can even find Libya, Egypt, Syria and …Mali? On a map? Hahahahaha no effin’ way.

  2. MikeG
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 8:23 pm |

    Well she was partly right. His pants are on fire.

  3. mech
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 9:00 pm |

    it’s got no beat and you can hurl to it

    thank you

  4. Caged Insanity
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 9:03 pm |

    He’ll be on fire, eventually.

  5. Steve Skubinna
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 5:14 am |

    One advantage to having absolutely no self awareness is that you don’t realize what a frickin’ idiot you look when you, well, when you act like a frickin’ idiot. I cannot imagine any citizen of this nation worshipping a man, any man.

  6. Jess
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 5:51 am |

    Sure he can fly away; as long as we can afford to fill the tanks on Air Force One. At the rate he’s pissing off money, I don’t think that will be a possibility after the middle of Spring.

  7. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 8:20 am |

    “O…bama’s on fiiiiyahhhhhh!!!! … but he knows he can fly away.”

    Mebbe if he flaps harder.
    Fire arms!
    KisP ref

  8. mojo
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 8:32 am |

    Meh. Can’t stand Keys anyway.

  9. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 11:25 am |

    And BeyonceZ faked it!

    …so I hear. I’m not altogether sure what a BeyonceZ is]

  10. Caged Insanity
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 1:50 pm |

    Claire: I think it was a book by Dr.Seuss? “On BeyonceZ” or something like that