tonight’s audience participation

Slightly disheveled or perfectly coiffed?

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24 Comments!

  1. kinlaw
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 9:29 pm |

    absolutely sh**faced

    if that answers your question.

  2. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 9:38 pm |

  3. LyleLovett666
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 9:57 pm |

    Perfectly disheveled.

  4. PatrickP
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 10:04 pm |

    Somewhere in between.

  5. Caged Insanity
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 10:06 pm |

    if disheveled is 1, and perfectly coiffed is 10, wouldn’t “slightly disheveled” be 9?

  6. Justin Credible
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 10:13 pm |

    Depends entirely on the context – is she coming out of the front door on our way to dinner, or coming out of the broom closet with me?

  7. AM
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 10:14 pm |

    Before or after sex?

  8. mech
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 10:33 pm |

    ^^ I was thinking “Morning or evening?”

  9. rickn8or
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 10:38 pm |

    In the spirit of LyleLovett666, “Slightly coiffed.”

  10. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 10:39 pm |

    Perfectly absent

  11. Spin
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 10:43 pm |

    Perfectly coiffed in the parlor

    Slightly disheveled in the hall

    Nekkid

  12. Dave
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 10:46 pm |

    Where did you get that picture of my girlfriend.

  13. Ironic in Denver
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 10:51 pm |

    Everyone here has a good point, though 6 & 7 particularly caught my eye.

    I’d say that it’s good if they will coif a bit, but then what the hell good are they if they don’t dishevel pretty damn well?

    However, with that said, I’m going to make an exception in the case of the pic in #2, which I sure do hope & trust is not Sondra’s self portrait, published at last.

  14. accipiter NW
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 11:44 pm |

    “Perfectly Silky. Head turning and coiffed. I am John Edwards, and I represent victims of negligent hair stylists.”

  15. LLoyd
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 11:57 pm |

    Gad! that gal in black looking major disheveled. Hope we never read about any homicides and say “Oh, that dear girl. Someone should have saved her.” And yesterday couldn’t be too soon. Gad. Gurl. Get out of that demonic mess.

    I’m layback and could use a shave and shower myself. In my condition that’s a treat. Bones. Joints. Aggggggg! It takes a while but but the old ‘Navy bath’ is my major source for now. Shower on much guarded moves. Not set up for handicap but I am very careful. Don’t want you to think I’m stinking here.

  16. PeggyU
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 1:39 am |

    I think I just coiffed up a hair ball.

  17. Stick
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 4:57 am |

    Slightly disheveled with that one wisp of hair faling in her face while she looks into my eyes…

    *what*

  18. Steve Skubinna
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 5:05 am |

    First principles. How about start with available and work from there?

  19. blindshooter
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 5:30 am |

    “Perfectly absent”

    +1

  20. geezerette
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 7:44 am |

    Coifed to be disheveled. Unlike like Mooshell who could remove her hair and put in on the bedside table.

  21. mojo
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 8:39 am |

    What, now I have to worry about my freakin; HAIR?

    It’s brown. With a “distinguished” amount of grey.

  22. PeggyU
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 11:05 am |

    rickn8or – I had to find a photo of Lyle Lovett for my son, just so he could appreciate the hair. Never stand next to a kid who is drinking a glass of orange juice when he first lays eyes on Lyle Lovett.

  23. rickn8or
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 4:09 pm |

    Never stand next to a kid who is drinking a glass of orange juice when he first lays eyes on Lyle Lovett.

    Good thing to know, PeggyU.

  24. Buzz
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 4:35 pm |

    I had a crush in college.
    She was a fellow engineer and we passed infrequently, but enough that the crush developed.
    The snared moment was encountering her at her (coed) dorm while I was visiting a couple of my fellow (male) ROTC cadets. She had a few wisps of her dark brown hair out of place and I was emboldened to comment.
    With a twinkle in her sapphire eyes, she coyly responded that she “liked getting her hair tussled.” I was so flustered and red I couldn’t speak. {sigh}

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