tonight’s audience participation

“I’m the best _______ in the world.”

21 Comments!

  1. geezerette
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 7:54 pm |

    Listener.

  2. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 7:55 pm |

    ^ I envy that. Truly.

    Being a better listener is my goal for 2013.

  3. kinlaw
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 8:51 pm |

    macaroni and cheese maker…

    no, not homemade silly, the box mix

    we all have our talents

  4. mojo
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 9:22 pm |

    Spoiler

    Wanna know how Downton Abbey ends?

  5. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 9:28 pm |

    Procrastinator
    • Advice ignorer
    • Progophobe
    • Simultaneous coffee-sipping, laptop-Photo-Shopping, cigar-puffing, NCIS-rerun watcher
    • Stupid-bullet-list maker

    (What? Well, okay, you’re right. I didn’t actually wait until tomorrow to post this, so I’ll scratch that.)

  6. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 10:02 pm |

    mojo…I’ll never forgive you. PatrickP got me hooked on it but no one *ahem* ever told me that only the first like 4 episodes were available on NetFlix and that I was going to have to wait for 10 years while everyone talked about it before I could see any more…

    kinlaw, actually it IS a talent. You gotta get that powdered stuff all blended smooth and creamy and perfect.

    I have to say without a doubt that my sister makes the best peanut butter and jelly sammich I ever had.

  7. Posted February 1, 2013 at 10:17 pm |

    I don’t understand. What’s the ____ for?

    I’m the best in the world.

  8. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 10:18 pm |

    …the best Uhbama criticizer in the world.”
    Want proof? – I haven’t yet run out of pejoratives for the manchild.

  9. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 10:26 pm |

    K-Nine…I struggled to make sure it didn’t look like I was fishing for complements :)

  10. Merovign
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 10:51 pm |

    I’m the best me in the world.

  11. mech
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 11:35 pm |

    Teh best procras. . . Let me get back to you on that.

    or:

    the best –SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!

  12. PeggyU
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 12:39 am |

    Interrupter. I cancel out geezerette.

  13. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 6:47 am |

    What Merovign said — only different.

    [no, I could never be Merovign... waaay too difficult]

  14. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 7:59 am |

    I can spell *compliments*—————full burner, jinx, chaff n flares, dives into clouds……….

  15. geezerette
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 8:21 am |

    Peggy U — you and my Mr. :))

  16. PunkyD
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 10:03 am |

    ….best sucker for stopping to talk to families who has a handicapped kid. I need to be watch myself cuz some don’t want to be bothered.

  17. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 11:20 am |

    parallel parker. If it fits, I can get it in there.

  18. mojo
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 11:52 am |

    Sondra: it’s on Amazon, all episodes at a buck 99 each. SWMBO insisted, so I watched. It was an arm-twist situation, really.

    I’ll just say this: interesting. The last line of the first episode is “I’d hate to be predictable”, and the last line of the final episode (delivered by Maggie Smith, who gets all the best lines) is “We don’t always get our just deserts.”

    Yes, it’s a surprise.

  19. Posted February 2, 2013 at 3:36 pm |

    I am gonna go with “Dad”, as all three of my youngest told me so at different times this week. Anastasia, 24, imbibed a bit after work and was responsible enough to call me for a ride. Max, 21, needed some help with fixing his/my Jeep, Kiefer, 15, wanted to go shooting with a couple new toys……

    Pretty easy when you love them And want them to turn out good…..

  20. PeggyU
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 4:15 pm |

    Wollf – That made me smile. :)

  21. Posted February 2, 2013 at 4:51 pm |

    Yep, Musta had something my eye on the third time, youngest… He actually said that I was a Rad Dad…. I hope that’s a good thing…..