I finger gun in your general direction

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The parents of a 6-year-old Silver Spring boy are fighting the first-grader’s suspension from a Montgomery County public school for pointing his finger like a gun

“He [school official] yelled at me and said I shouldn’t have brought the gun to school and I kept telling him it was a paper gun, but he wouldn’t listen.”…


  1. Lucius Severus Pertinax
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 1:13 am |

    ” I kept telling him it was a paper gun, but he wouldn’t listen.”…


    “It’s a Piece of PAPER, you
    (SLAMS his face into the edge of his desk)
    cast-off get
    of a diseased whore!!!
    AM I getting THROUGH to you??

    He looked awful.. but his hearing improved remarkably…

    [seriously, some of these people NEED to get their knees broken]

  2. JoeBandMember™
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 6:25 am |

    Politically pimped, presstitute driven, insanity is the order of the day. The typical “progressive” response to every issue.

    Wake up, America.

    The symptoms of tyranny are clearly visible. How can so many ignore this?

    Remember when the regime spoke of brainwashing America against gun owners?

  3. drew458
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 7:44 am |

    In related news, school officials nationwide have agreed to extend their Zero Tolerance rule to the capital letter “L”, as it also resembles a gun. They cited millions of instances of children writing the text symbol “LoL” which they interpret as being gang related, showing a gang banger ready to go on a shooting rampage, two high capacity assault guns at the ready.

    “I don’t know what kind of deranged parents these children have”, said Peace Through Progress spokesperson and Teacher’s Union President Olivia d’Kweed, “but we will not tolerate such a violent mindset in our schools. Therefore we have now banned the “L” and have instructed our staff of school psychiatrists to double the Ritalin dosage that every student must take each morning. Our video librarians are also removing selected episodes of Sesame Street from the shelves, because we don’t wish to encourage our students to watch biased television supported by the evil gun industry.”

  4. MikeG
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 8:01 am |

    That’s terrible, Drew! This has gone too far! Banning the captital letter L because it looks like a gun? Really? I would hope tha…… What? Oh. That was sarcasm?

    It’s getting so hard to tell the difference anymore.

  5. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 8:34 am |

    drew (3)
    Heeeere ya go!


  6. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:59 am |

    I thought it was a model of a carpenter’s square, honest, I didn’t know, please don’t hurt me…

  7. Posted February 6, 2013 at 10:53 am |

    Teach the children that guns are bad and anyone who has one is a killer. There done!!

  8. Posted February 6, 2013 at 10:58 am |

    Boys are naturally going to play rough. This is a good thing. Just like kittens and puppies, this their survival training for life. These are the guys who are going to protect you in your old age.

    Of course, if you totally de-nut them and make them sit down to pee while stuffing them full of drugs, they’re not likely to do a very good job of that.

  9. mech
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 11:38 am |

    Teh numeral 7 trembles in the corner knowing its number is up next.

    The letter F is somewhat more resistant.

    Worse is that the girl’s punishment was enhanced when the search of her person and belongings allegedly produced a high capacity stack of post it notes.

  10. drew458
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 2:36 pm |

    Of course F is more resistant. She’s got that removable hi-cap magazine there so she can fight longer. But when it’s empty, she’ll just F off to L and B gone.

  11. Dave
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 6:19 pm |

    No pretend hand grenades either. Not even if you are trying to save the world.


  12. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:13 pm |

    ME — not *spit* thee

    drew458 – 10^2 ++++++++++!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. mech
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 10:37 pm |

    Sort of off topic but this warms my heart:

    Packing Heat at the Roundhouse