daddy issues

President of the United States is our boss, but he is also… you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen, and when you don’t it will usually bite you on the ass later on. [more]

Not funny, Chris.
You may cede your status as a free citizen of a republic, and you may consider Obama your boss;
but you do not, repeat not get to appoint him as my overseer.

Jeezus! Wake up, man! You have just beslaved and beclowned yourself by inverting the relationship between the people and their governments. You have thrown away everything your ancestors and my ancestors fought for, suffered for, and strove for. You have slapped your people in the face and told them to get back into their places. *spit*

You’re right about one thing, though … you know, about gettin’ bit in the ass if you don’t listen to despots.

When the administration trots out anal-cranial-inverted fools like this as examples of Americans, they insult us all.

21 Comments!

  1. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 8:47 pm |

    I STILL can’t find the words for this.

    I thought Toure’ topped it with the drone killing Americans thing because Obama’s CinC…..

    But this. THIS is a lifestyle thing. What the fuck is wrong with these people???????????

  2. Posted February 6, 2013 at 8:55 pm |

    And pardon the living crap out of me for “going there,” but NO African-American should currently be lecturing us on the meaning of fatherhood, since 70% of African-American “baby daddies” squirt and run, leaving their children without guidance or support.

  3. accipiter NW
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 8:57 pm |

    Cut the cord Chris. America couldn’t even afford the first Civil War.

  4. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 8:59 pm |

    Who’s yer Daddy?

    Beyotch.

  5. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:04 pm |

    Consider your crap pardoned, Stilton. Good point, and well made.

  6. Melissa In Texas
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:08 pm |

    My daddy is a decorated Viet Nam vet and a proud American…
    Dunno Who The Hell YOUR daddy is, Chris and don’t care.
    Watch your step!

  7. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:16 pm |

    Oh, and BTW, I wonder how young Chris would have responded a few years ago if George W had told him to sit up straight and eat his peas?

    Not well, methinks.

  8. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:26 pm |

    And BTW again, this is OT for this post but y’all are just gonna love this.

    (Found at Instapundit.)

  9. Dave
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:53 pm |

    @8.
    Here is an interview of the douche bag city councilman done today.

    http://mynorthwest.com/76/2195666/Exclusive-Oak-Harbor-Coucilman-Rick-Almberg-stands-by-attempted-gun-ban

  10. mech
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 10:28 pm |

    Loud and annoying doesn’t make up for teh stoopid, chris.

    It magnifies it. Shhhhhhh.

  11. Yarbouti
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 11:12 pm |

    Heh. Looking forward to the next discussion of how assorted claims of racism are whiny and baseless.

    Meanwhile, one’s reminded of that old Edmund Burke (not-a-communist, knew a thing or two about republics) insight: Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion.

  12. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 11:15 pm |

    Looking forward to the next discussion of how assorted claims of racism are whiny and baseless.

    Oh for fuck’s sake.
    Yawn.

  13. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 11:24 pm |

    Yarbouti,
    “… betrays instead of serving you if he sacrifices it to your opinion” has nothing to do with CRock’s inane inversion of citizen and state. It has to do with the hazard of populism. (see: Democrat party)

  14. Darrell
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 12:39 am |

    They called Hugo Chavez “Papa” too.
    What the fuck is wrong with Lefties?

  15. PeggyU
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 12:51 am |

    ^ Not properly weaned, I guess.

  16. Jess
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 5:44 am |

    Considering the lack of fathers in the Black community, a psychiatrist might find some interest in the statement.

    Considering common sense, Chris Rock has chosen a last name that describes him well.

  17. JoeBandMember™
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 6:44 am |

    The progressives, including the usurper President, are the tyrants and monsters that the JBS and Joe McCarthy warned us of.

    What a disgusting piece of feces.

  18. kevino
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 6:44 am |

    What a tool.

    Hey, Chris, you have it totally backwards.
    He’s not the boss: he works for us.

  19. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 12:47 pm |

    Dan Rather had a hissy fit (…see Rather vs president Nixon…). Except nobody knows whodafuk Dan Rather is was!

  20. Merovign
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 5:28 pm |

    Tell me again about how the left is not obsessed with Daddy Issues.

  21. PeggyU
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 11:17 pm |

    Obama and Mooshelle are our daddy and mommy? Please tell me how I can divorce my parents?