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  1. PatrickP
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 12:35 am |

    True story: I pulled into Whole Foods on National and Barrington and looked up and Fabio was in a truck in the space in front of me. He was gabbing on his phone. His hair is still a-MAY-zing. I saw him later in the store trying to sell his organic supplements or something.

  2. Freddie Sykes
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 12:38 am |

    There were two pictures at the link. They both had real funny hair. Are you sure you got the right one?

  3. Lucius Severus Pertinax
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 1:00 am |

    Benny Hill lives!

  4. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 5:31 am |

    He It is gonna have a swell time in prison!

  5. Hopefulone
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 6:02 am |

    It’s disgusting that people here lack respect for the “dignity” (whatever that is anymore) of people who are so confused about what really matters in life that they are reduced to identifying themselves with genitalia. Confused about things they can and can’t do with genitalia–including whatever the “opposite sex” (…while that term is not banned by the thought police) can and can’t do. I suppose that includes rape. You are being judgmental. Nobody should have any values (at least not “values” different from those approved by the “media”/thought police). You are also showing resistance to the authorities.

    Interesting how there is a self-identifying “community” that calls itself “LGBT,” and that they want to change the world to reflect their “values.” Woe to the poor conservative and moral person, with or without conflicted sexuality, who doesn’t support the LGBT agenda. Don’t they know they are supposed to be “all in” with those whose whole life revolves around genital-cultural warfare? The ultimate irony is that this has tinges of struggles for individuality but, in the process, the individual must be stifled and forced into the thought-collective.

  6. kinlaw
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 6:27 am |

    NOT what I needed to see first thing in the morning Sondra.

  7. SteveHGraham
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 7:25 am |

    I see England’s surgeons are still way ahead of its dentists.

  8. Posted February 6, 2013 at 8:21 am |

    My concentration on the bizarre story was holding up until I got to the photo of the Magistrate…. Heywood.

    My mind screamed Jablowme!

  9. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 8:28 am |

    Patrick,
    I thought it was spelled “a-MAYYY-zing!”
    (What? Yeah, shows you what I know about the culture.)

    while house-sitting another transvestite’s home, which contained a room upstairs known as “The Dungeon”

    Inverted reality. No normal person puts a dungeon upstairs.

  10. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:00 am |

    ^ If ya live on a sand dune ya do!

  11. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:34 am |

    Steve…that was awesome.

  12. Just Sayin
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:45 am |

    Kelly Osborne isn’t improving with age.

  13. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:57 am |

    He she it wanted one last orgasm before… well…yannow.

  14. geezerette
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 11:18 am |

    #7 It should pull them all for its sweller time in prison.

  15. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 11:46 am |

    Kelly Osborne LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. SteveHGraham
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 11:55 am |

    Merci bien.

    I don’t feel like using English right now.

  17. Joe
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 1:03 pm |

    Been waiting all day for Hog’s “I’d hit that”.

  18. Thunderbottom
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 1:31 pm |

    #17, Joe: Hog would have to really hate his own d1ck to “hit” that, other than with a croquet mallet. Where’s one of those intolerant young British Muslims when you need one?

  19. Posted February 6, 2013 at 3:13 pm |

    I’d hi… wait a sec… no, no I wouldn’t.

  20. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 5:20 pm |

    Been waiting all day for Hog’s “I’d hit that”.

    Comment by Joe
    *clap*clap*clap*clap*clap*

  21. Posted February 6, 2013 at 7:46 pm |

    I love Hog….. In a proper Manly way…. Shut up Patrick……sheesh. I waited too. I wouldn’t hit that with Hog’s “apparatus”.

    Love you Pat!

  22. JoeBandMember™
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 8:17 pm |

    Sickness, just sickness…

    And with the cheers of the progressives.

    More elements of prophecy playing out in front of our eyes.

  23. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 9:09 pm |

    I believe the term you seek is: S/he/it.

    yer walcome

  24. mech
    Posted February 6, 2013 at 10:44 pm |

    “scuse me, I’ll be at Rodge’s with Michelle Jenneke.