so I said

Crikey!

17 Comments!

  1. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 11:42 am |

    Could’a been worse.
    Could’a been a dungeon key.

  2. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 11:50 am |

    There was a *Keynote* in the medical report. Oh wait———

  3. mojo
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 11:55 am |

    Doctor Parkinson declared ‘I’m not surprised to see you here
    You’ve got smokers cough from smoking, brewer’s droop from drinking beer
    I don’t know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees
    But worst of all young man you’ve got Industrial Disease’
    He wrote me a prescription he said ‘you are depressed
    But I’m glad you came to see me to get this off your chest
    Come back and see me later – next patient please
    Send in another victim of Industrial Disease’
    – Dire Straits

  4. mech
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 1:16 pm |

    He misunderstood ‘the key to your sole’.

  5. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 2:41 pm |

    The key to marching is to be in step.
    (sorry, this one’s haaard)

  6. geezerette
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 2:56 pm |

    You always find something you’ve lost in the last place you’ve looked. He didn’t look. That brings back memories of knocking a un opened 1.75 litter bottle of vodka from 3 shelves up on the top of my foot. Your brain says HUH?? than the pain shoots all the way up your foot to the top of your leg and you say Crikey? No way !! Actually you don’t say anything because you’re trying to breathe. You think the bottle broke the skin but you find out after trying to walk on it for 3 days that it was the broken bone that came thru the skin —

  7. Posted February 7, 2013 at 4:39 pm |

    Cry. Key.

  8. rickn8or
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 6:06 pm |

    Ow. OW! OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!

  9. Melissa In Texas
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 6:13 pm |

    I almost peed myself when I saw that pic….
    OOOOOOWWWWWWWIEEEEE!

  10. geezerette
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 6:41 pm |

    Yes Melissa I’m sure it brought back memories for you to.

  11. JoeBandMember™
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 7:14 pm |

    I’ve been trying to find the right key for most of my life.

    Never thought of looking there, though.

    I bet it’s B flat.

    Of F-n sharp.

  12. accipiter NW
    Posted February 7, 2013 at 7:46 pm |

    So how soon can the docs remove that? King Putt would like the key to Golf Cart One back.

  13. SteveHGraham
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 10:41 am |

    It was a million-to-one shot!!

  14. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 11:01 am |

    I stepped on a ring shank nail attached to a 6 ft piece of old moulding once.

  15. accipiter NW
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 12:04 pm |

    ^ Nails, screws, staples. I think I need to update the tetanus.

  16. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted February 8, 2013 at 12:10 pm |

    Thus, the eternal search for shoooozzzzz that are *ring shank nail-proof*!!!!!!

  17. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted February 9, 2013 at 9:12 am |

    ISWYDT, but
    A *running, heaving cupcakes* warning woulda been kinder…