‘Nuther shooz post by a guy.

Assault-shoe update.
Geeze, now the TSA’s gonna make us take our shoes off before being ushered into the presence of officials.
Perhaps a few boots up bums might be called for.
(What? No, not just the toe.)

12 Comments!

  1. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 9:51 am |

    “just the tip…I promise…”

  2. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 10:06 am |

    Grounds for deportation back to muzzie hellhole of origin.

  3. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 11:34 am |

    Missy is such a shoe tease.

  4. MikeG
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 11:45 am |

    (1) “Just the tip”… Funny how so many fall for that, but it never worked for me!

  5. mech
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 2:41 pm |

    Missile toe?

    What a heel.

    At least the attacker is still alive to be laughed at instead of a repository for a bullet in his brain box.

  6. geezerette
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 3:06 pm |

    Oh my :)) just the tip— ya — right!!

  7. Melissa In Texas
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 4:43 pm |

    BAHAHAHHAAAAA!
    tip?

  8. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 4:58 pm |

    Melissa ^
    Let me be the first to welcome your legs back.

  9. Melissa In Texas
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 5:50 pm |

    ;)
    So, Pork Chop’s snout was a bust.
    TY

  10. mech
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 6:50 pm |

    Bust?

    What bust did I miss?

    Oh.

    Well let me be second to welcome your legs back.

    (Still waiting for the calendar)

  11. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 9:29 pm |

    Melissa (9)
    Oh, Pork Chop was fine.
    We all gotta look like sumpthin’, I reckon.
    Besides, she made us appreciate your more traditional avatars.

  12. mojo
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 10:56 am |

    What about assault by Bromodrosis?