the ass is for shitting. coffee…for drinking

Mike and Trina swear by their coffee. He enjoys a fine espresso grind, which is “on the cold side”; she prefers a “saturated blend” that is “warm and thicker.”…

23 Comments!

  1. Lord of the Fleas
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 9:26 pm |

    They disagree on coffee blends?

    Oh, bummer …..

  2. Steve Skubinna
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 10:31 pm |

    Like it isn’t stupid enough that you squirt coffee up your ass, but then you give an interview about it.

    Bet these people voted for Obama.

  3. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 11:33 pm |

    Bet these people voted for Obama.
    Prolly twice like Melowese Richardson.

  4. rickn8or
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 12:00 am |

    And these college boys catch a lode of trouble for essentially the same thing…

  5. mech
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 12:05 am |

    I’ve heard of ‘renting’ one’s coffee but this is a bit beyond the pail pale carafe.

    It’s just weird coffee abuse.

    You can find straight caffiene powder online in 1kg bags.
    Just put it into solution and mainline it

  6. logdogsmith
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 6:02 am |

    The gubbermint should try this.

  7. Jess
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 6:10 am |

    Well, at least it isn’t gerbils, although it’s not any less bizarre.

    I wonder if they get the coffee shakes?

  8. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 6:35 am |

    These two Nimnoes make coffee nervous!!

  9. JoeBandMember™
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 6:41 am |

    What was that?

    A coffee Emma?

    (Inside joke)

    (pun intended)

  10. geezerette
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 7:07 am |

    Heard about it a long time ago for a cancer cure. Cleansing. ahhhh yup.

  11. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 7:12 am |

    The bare-assed baristas.

    Is that Juan-eye Valdez?
    He’s usually pictured holdin’ his ass, too:

  12. geezerette
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 8:09 am |

    Starbutts.

  13. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 8:58 am |

    ^ Made from 100% Arabicaca beans

  14. Steve Skubinna
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 9:13 am |

    They should try Indonesian Weasel Poop Coffee. Because that would be meta.

    Assuming that I’m using the term correctly.

    Wait a minute… bet you there are people in San Francisco who’d pay big money for the end product (so to speak).

  15. mojo
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 9:39 am |

    Where the hell are all these Saddam clones coming from? Brazil?

  16. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 11:31 am |

    what where???!?!?!

  17. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 11:43 am |

    By the time these two settle in for their butta coffee on the bathroom floor I’ll have consumed 1/2 a pot in front of the computer already.

  18. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 11:44 am |

    Geezerette (12) and DougM ( 13) made me spew coffee…………OUT OF MY NOSE!

  19. geezerette
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 11:57 am |

    Can’t you just see a Starbutts where you could rent little cubicles with built in enema equipment and a pillow and a bankie( or bring your own special one) to cover yourself with while you relax and cleanse yourself with the coffee of choice that you pick from the menu? Some one will even sing Soft Kitty to you.

  20. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 12:09 pm |

    mojo (15)
    *shhhh* Maria Edi reads this.

  21. mojo
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 2:20 pm |

    ^
    The one with the “futbol” team?

    Yeah, like she doesn’t know.

  22. PeggyU
    Posted February 12, 2013 at 10:35 am |

    I thought Juan Valdez was Colombian?

  23. Colonel Jerry USMC
    Posted February 13, 2013 at 3:00 pm |

    Mike & Trina are riding their burros to town to Starbutts.

    Trina: “I smell sheet! You sheet Mike?”
    Mike: “No, I no sheet Trina.”

    Mike and Trina arrive at Starbutts and dismount the burros.
    As Mike is climbing the stairs, Trina notices the lumps in Mike`s trouser`s rear end..
    Trinia: “HEY, Mike I thought you said you no sheet. What are those lumps in your trouser rear end?”

    Mike: ” OOHH, I thought you meant today, Trina!!!!!”