today’s celebrity wtf


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28 Comments!

  1. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 11:33 am |

    “Celebrity WTF” is redundant.

  2. MikeG
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 11:43 am |

    She’s got WAY bigger hips than Jesus.

  3. DougM (Progophobe)
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 12:02 pm |

    Cute.
    Now take ‘er offshore a mile and let ‘er walk back.

  4. Steve Skubinna
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 12:18 pm |

    Thank God that finally, for once, it isn’t Obama being Christlike.

  5. JoeBandMember™
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 1:10 pm |

    Obama couldn’t EVER be “Christ like”.

  6. Stick
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 1:35 pm |

    John 11:35
    Jesus Wept.

  7. accipiter NW
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 2:01 pm |

    Finding that the name “Kardashian” is Armenian for stone carver, not savior.

  8. Thunderbottom
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 2:04 pm |

    Yeah, I’d nail her (by her wrists, to the nearest tree). Who is she, anyway?

  9. Merovign
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 2:13 pm |

    The real twizzler is there’s someone in the background doing the same thing. I bet that happens a lot.

    Imagine how consternated celebrities would be if we ignored them…

  10. PeggyU
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 2:44 pm |

    Wept? He prolly puked.

  11. Susan Lee
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 2:44 pm |

    She really needs to start wearing underwear.

  12. mech
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 2:45 pm |

    ^^Imagine how consternated celebrities would be if we ignored them…

    Let’s find out!

    Didn’t anyone have a shoe to toss at her?

    I wouldn’t bother either.

  13. geezerette
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 3:04 pm |

    Baby bumps??? Where the hell isn’t she???

  14. Darrell
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 3:24 pm |

    Funny. I never met a real Christian that would do that. Or let people describe them as a “savior” even–even in jest.

    On a secondary note, I have no interest in finding out what those “bumps” are. I assume they’re just fat pockets like the forty pounds in back.

  15. SondraK, Queen of my domain
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 4:10 pm |

    Well *I* thought her Obama imitation was in poor taste.

  16. Alan outback bacon czar
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 4:30 pm |

    KK: Does this dress make my ass look big?

    Me: No, your ass makes that dress look small.

  17. Melissa In Texas
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 4:39 pm |

    crucify the big pink pig?
    That gal is just VERY expensive trash!

  18. geezerette
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 6:04 pm |

    Melissa!!! At least you’re sitting and not standing on the stool. If I was a guy I’d ask if I could buy you a drink. Cute as bugs legs!!

  19. Melissa In Texas
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 6:11 pm |

    I changed my avatar to a pig snout for a day…
    the boys were not amused ;)

  20. Lucius Severus Pertinax
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 8:23 pm |

    But just remember..
    She thighed for your sins!

  21. geezerette
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 8:37 pm |

    Gotta keep the boys happy– and that’ll do it for sure!!

  22. MikeG
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 9:18 pm |

    Thanks Melissa! Everything is right in the world again!

  23. ZZMike
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 9:40 pm |

    That photo is gonna go over real well in Brazil.

  24. dick, not quite dead white guy
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 11:19 pm |

    She likes the tingle when her thighs rub.
    Who is she anyhow? What has she done to make her a ‘celebrity’? Can she sing? Dance? Act? Write? Blow Bill Clinton?
    Other than poking fun at her here, I don’t know much about her.

  25. Claire: rebellious pink pig with car keys - and a *cause*
    Posted February 10, 2013 at 11:26 pm |

    Well that gives new meaning to Butt-er Jesus….

  26. mojo
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 8:26 am |

    “JEESUS! Bless my bastard child!”

  27. The Digital Hairshirt
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 8:54 am |

    Her own . . . personal . . . Jesus . . .

    No. Just no.

  28. JiminTX
    Posted February 11, 2013 at 12:50 pm |

    I was there in Dec. At least half of the people there were taking a picture with the sames pose. Let’s face it, those without Faith really don’t care what we think.